malcolm from online

(emerges from a deep darkness after a month) hougghhhh… what year is it

i forgot to post this here [SMILES WIDELY] i love him.

mr bialystock, i’m afraid you’ve made a terrible error in judgement — you’ve mistaken me for someone with a spine! #theproducers

matthew brodericks character (played by gene wilder in the OG) has been resonating with me like crazy like okayy another autistic character with a baby blanket who hates his fucking job no one is doing it like leo bloom..

its soo stagey and silly and at times cringy but so fun!! i used to be like its bad dont watch it but now ive fully embraced it and am like fixated on it and the character of leo bloom at the moment.. it really lands with some ppl and not others but imo watching it for nathan lane alone is essential

having a normal one

hardcore, conclave, police story, and klute :)

HI!!

i know a producers bootleg hates to see my fat ass clicking 😭😭

left bluesky for a couple days and immediately became obsessed with of all people fucking matthew broderick and its one of the most embarrassing eras of my life

:D!!!!!

i think i look nice today :)

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.

“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.

the first time i feel motivated to write in like 6 months and its thanksgiving this shit is so cruel. i dont want to drive 3 hours to Modesto i want to open Google Documents and go fucking crazy.

JORDY VERRILL YOU LUNKHEAD!!!

rewatching creepshow because i watched a short film that reminded me of the father’s day segment and man.. we need to bring animated title sequences back

Nez

not that the nature of asking questions is bad but the fact that its literally all so ridiculous and messy that posts like this have like 30 different explanations and entirely dependent on which oz world you favor and weaving thru the disingormation campaigns about the OG movie LOLLL

its been entertaining to see people talking about the differences between LFBs books and the og movie and wicked book and wicked movie and wicked musical but i truly dont think i felt the weight of the future of ozposting we’re gonna get for 2 years til i read this post

backbeat is for my bf but i will be kicking my feet and giggling at the cap of sheryl lee as astrid on the box

thrift/vintage store in town having their anniversary sale, here’s my #haul!!!!

I REMEMBER THATTTTT it was sooo nasty

can’t stop singing what is this feeling in the style of Korn’s Jonathan Davis

bought 5 cool looking novelty craft sodas all very unassuming flavors from the store bc they had halloween/horror themed labels (my first mistake because fall themed craft bevvies are always bad) and now im stuck with them …. got me thinking shit like “maybe i should become a kombucha guy”

why is this labeled as adult content. scream

sodaheads you ever try a new soda and its so terrible you’re like damn. maybe i should quit drinking soda. like hitting rock bottom

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES MY COWORKERS HAVE ASKED ME WHAT I DO ON THE WEEKENDS AND IM LIKE NOTHING AND THEYRE LIKE “😕” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 its a little better now but i genuinely hardly left the house for like 6-7 yrs of my young adult life cuz of this # felt!!!!!!

One of my favorites.

genuinely a mortifying question to be asked (and not be prepared to answer) in an interview where all i’m thinking about is getting my health insurance back LMFAOFJAOGJSKGNKD