in the pit

This entire weekend

Many Jews disagree with him. Some of them are angry that he didn't use his voice as emphatically on 10/7, and resent that he speaks up now.

As consumers we are wary of food manufactured and packaged in China. Soon the world will be worried about food manufactured and packaged in the U.S.

We got a $2,000 bill for a 20 minute triage where they told us they were so full, we could either wait 8 hours to be seen, or take some Tylenol at home.

"I'm a head of state, you're a reporter. How about you respect MY office?"

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Every Racist’s Head Exploded At Once POP.

Bless Kendrick Lamar!

Trump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Ballet Trump took to Truth Social to announce a purge of the company's ballerinas.

@borowitzreport.bsky.social for the win once again.

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I wouldn’t appoint RFK Jr. to be dog catcher. I love my dogs more than most humans, so… especially not dog catcher. But also not the NHS or CDC.

The way Republicans have been voting to approve OBVIOUS, unfit buffoons like Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr proves that either they think those cabinet positions are utterly meaningless, or they're just too cowardly to stand up to trump for anything.

Or both.

Let’s sort this out now:

Anyone who attacks DEI as a bad thing is a racist who just won’t say it out loud.

Period.

The hug...

I'm not crying, you're crying... 🥲

People having abortions won’t affect your life. Gay people getting married won’t affect your life. Trans people existing won’t affect your life. But people owning guns sure as hell will.

The challenge was to find a *single* clip, not multiple...

Same. That's why I download recipes directly to the Paprika app. What I REALLY HATE AND REFUSE TO USE are recipes that require you to watch a video. How am I supposed to print and save that???

#DogsOfBlueSky

If I wanted fake science, I'd have stayed on X...

If I wanted fake science, I'd have stayed on X...

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I haven't trusted them since 2016, so I'm not surprised now.

Funny, but it's the name of a gluten free bakery in Chicago. Whole Foods carries their cakes.