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18+Only♠️Queen of Spades Society♠️ Cucktress, Sexual Influencer (used ironically) Proudly Owned by Sean Michaels. Birthday Nov. 30. https://bsky.app/profile/sm20.bsky.social. My Linktree for all my fun https://t.co/ZrHm201w5K

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Nothing but BlueSky...and Big Black Cock!

30.01.2026 12:25 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
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Nothing but BlueSky!

29.01.2026 12:39 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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I'm back!

28.01.2026 11:57 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0
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New logo.

28.01.2026 01:26 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Sorry I have been absent. But as you can see, I have been busy! Thank you for your patience.

23.09.2025 14:11 👍 35 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
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The Podcast Welcome to the Venus Cuckoldress Podcast - a place to learn all things cuckolding for the curious, the passionate, and the sexually empowered woman who wants it all.

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13.09.2025 21:34 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
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Nothing but Blue Sky.

26.08.2025 14:30 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 1
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I love my independence and I celebrate it all year long doing who and what I want!!!

05.07.2025 01:17 👍 69 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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Happy Monday. Here is a little HK history. I found the first design for my QOS tattoo. The one on the left is what I had in mind when I walked into the tattoo shop back in 2012. The right is the final design. #QOS

09.06.2025 12:28 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Things are looking up.

06.06.2025 14:14 👍 62 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1

retweet if you love girlcock or you want to suck girlcock. no one will ever know which

03.06.2025 12:00 👍 318 🔁 154 💬 4 📌 11
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Nothing but Blue Sky.

28.05.2025 14:50 👍 50 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1
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Nothing but Blue Sky.

23.05.2025 12:30 👍 34 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
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I had my first colonoscopy Friday morning, then I had an awful weekend. Friday about 1pm, I had the worst cramping of my life. It Was Fucking Awful. Finally feeling normal today! So here I am sucking Shane Diesel's massive man meat!

18.05.2025 11:42 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
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Happy Friday everyone! Here's your latest PSA ❤️

#cuckolding

16.05.2025 22:44 👍 67 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 0
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Nothing but Blue Sky!

02.05.2025 12:51 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1
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A Small Life, Lived Large.

This is my kitty Selene. Last Friday was her last day. She was with me and Pip for 22 years. A feral kitten adopted from a vets office. Goodbye to the REAL Queen in the house! 💔💔💔💔 You are missed.

30.04.2025 12:37 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
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Nothing but Blue Sky. Plus some art.

21.04.2025 11:23 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Going Live in 30 minutes! Join me on Onlyfans. Links are below.

20.04.2025 16:26 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Live F1 Watch Party! Tomorrow-Sunday April 20 at 12pm CT. Join me to watch the Formula 1 Saudi Arabia Grand Prix. I love chatting about the race, my lifestyle and getting naked for you! Will Ferrari finally win, watch with me! onlyfans.com/GirlwSpadeTa... or onlyfans.com/HarmoniKalif....

19.04.2025 12:24 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1
A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “Al Jazeerah,” styled to resemble an international news outlet. The headline reads: “Executed community organizer Jesus H. Christ missing from tomb.” The article byline lists the author as Hamid Abdel-Samad and is dated April 17, 2022 (Easter Sunday). The brief paragraph beneath the headline reports that Jesus H. Christ, a well-known community figure executed by crucifixion, was found missing from his tomb. It references a woman named Sister Magdalena, described as a devoted disciple, who discovered the tomb empty. The article notes that Jesus was known for offering mutual aid, free meals, healing practices, and frequently spoke out against the wealthy and powerful. The layout includes a minimalist design with a white background, black serif headline, and orange stylized logo for “Al Jazeerah” at the top.

Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “Al Jazeerah,” styled to resemble an international news outlet. The headline reads: “Executed community organizer Jesus H. Christ missing from tomb.” The article byline lists the author as Hamid Abdel-Samad and is dated April 17, 2022 (Easter Sunday). The brief paragraph beneath the headline reports that Jesus H. Christ, a well-known community figure executed by crucifixion, was found missing from his tomb. It references a woman named Sister Magdalena, described as a devoted disciple, who discovered the tomb empty. The article notes that Jesus was known for offering mutual aid, free meals, healing practices, and frequently spoke out against the wealthy and powerful. The layout includes a minimalist design with a white background, black serif headline, and orange stylized logo for “Al Jazeerah” at the top. Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “Faux News,” parodying a conservative news outlet. The headline is displayed in bold, all-caps white text against a navy-blue banner: “AFTER CRUCIFIXION, TOMB OF SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘MESSIAH’ FOUND EMPTY.” Beneath the headline is a red and white subheading area that introduces the story: a woman with a criminal background—later identified in the article as a follower—claims the body of Jesus H. Christ has gone missing from the tomb where he was buried following his execution. The article raises skepticism about the nature of the event and hints at the possibility of a staged hoax by Christ’s radical followers. The layout mimics a breaking news segment, with bold text blocks and a sensational tone. The Faux News logo appears at the top left in a red, white, and blue palette.

Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “Faux News,” parodying a conservative news outlet. The headline is displayed in bold, all-caps white text against a navy-blue banner: “AFTER CRUCIFIXION, TOMB OF SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘MESSIAH’ FOUND EMPTY.” Beneath the headline is a red and white subheading area that introduces the story: a woman with a criminal background—later identified in the article as a follower—claims the body of Jesus H. Christ has gone missing from the tomb where he was buried following his execution. The article raises skepticism about the nature of the event and hints at the possibility of a staged hoax by Christ’s radical followers. The layout mimics a breaking news segment, with bold text blocks and a sensational tone. The Faux News logo appears at the top left in a red, white, and blue palette. Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from a satirical news site styled as “MSMNC,” parodying MSNBC. The headline reads: “Jesus H. Christ Missing From Tomb After Crucifixion.” Beneath the headline is a subheading in smaller, capitalized font: “After Dead for Three Days, Body of Nazarene Community Organizer No Longer Found in Burial Site.” The byline credits the article to Elana Williams, with a dateline of April 9, 30 C.E. at 8:47 PM CEST. The article reports that Jesus H. Christ, known for challenging religious and political elites, was executed Friday and buried outside the city. Three days later, his body has gone missing. The article notes that the first report came from a woman identified only as Mary, last name withheld for privacy. The layout uses MSNBC’s recognizable navy-blue and white color scheme with clean typography, and a bold, matter-of-fact tone.

Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from a satirical news site styled as “MSMNC,” parodying MSNBC. The headline reads: “Jesus H. Christ Missing From Tomb After Crucifixion.” Beneath the headline is a subheading in smaller, capitalized font: “After Dead for Three Days, Body of Nazarene Community Organizer No Longer Found in Burial Site.” The byline credits the article to Elana Williams, with a dateline of April 9, 30 C.E. at 8:47 PM CEST. The article reports that Jesus H. Christ, known for challenging religious and political elites, was executed Friday and buried outside the city. Three days later, his body has gone missing. The article notes that the first report came from a woman identified only as Mary, last name withheld for privacy. The layout uses MSNBC’s recognizable navy-blue and white color scheme with clean typography, and a bold, matter-of-fact tone. Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “CZN,” a parody of CNN. The headline reads in bold black text: “Tomb of Crucified Community Organizer Jesus H. Christ Found Empty; Eyewitness an Unnamed Former Sex Worker Raises Questions.” A red “BREAKING NEWS” banner stretches across the top of the article. The byline is credited to Anderson Coopertik, Jerusalem Bureau. The article reports that the tomb of Jesus H. Christ, a radical teacher and community organizer executed by Roman authorities on Friday, was discovered empty early Sunday morning. An unnamed former sex worker, identified as the first eyewitness, claims the stone was rolled away and the body missing. Religious scholars and political officials are quoted responding to the mystery, with one expert mentioning the possibility of divine intervention. The layout mimics CNN’s visual style, featuring bold fonts, white background, and red accent bars to suggest urgency and authority.

Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

A digital screenshot of a fictional news article from “CZN,” a parody of CNN. The headline reads in bold black text: “Tomb of Crucified Community Organizer Jesus H. Christ Found Empty; Eyewitness an Unnamed Former Sex Worker Raises Questions.” A red “BREAKING NEWS” banner stretches across the top of the article. The byline is credited to Anderson Coopertik, Jerusalem Bureau. The article reports that the tomb of Jesus H. Christ, a radical teacher and community organizer executed by Roman authorities on Friday, was discovered empty early Sunday morning. An unnamed former sex worker, identified as the first eyewitness, claims the stone was rolled away and the body missing. Religious scholars and political officials are quoted responding to the mystery, with one expert mentioning the possibility of divine intervention. The layout mimics CNN’s visual style, featuring bold fonts, white background, and red accent bars to suggest urgency and authority. Parody created by the author. Please credit when reposting.

Bruh… Let me call Mary.

#heisrisen

20.04.2025 13:33 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
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Happy easter

20.04.2025 13:39 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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I see what you did there! LOL! Everyone knows Will is a NASCAR guy- I mean he is Ricky Bobby!

20.04.2025 13:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Live F1 Watch Party! Tomorrow-Sunday April 20 at 12pm CT. Join me to watch the Formula 1 Saudi Arabia Grand Prix. I love chatting about the race, my lifestyle and getting naked for you! Will Ferrari finally win, watch with me! onlyfans.com/GirlwSpadeTa... or onlyfans.com/HarmoniKalif....

19.04.2025 12:24 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us

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More slutting around on Great Friday!

18.04.2025 12:21 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
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Some fucking to make a good Friday GREAT!

18.04.2025 12:20 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Bahrain Grand Prix at 10:00am watch party with Queen Harmoni! Join me here 👀 Onlyfans.com/girlwspadetatoo and Onlyfans.com/harmonikaliforniafree Manyvids livestream coming for the next race! ♥️♥️♥️

13.04.2025 13:14 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0