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It’s energizing these days to see someone do something rare in the space. Very physical, of the moment, poking the bear without being a dick. I belly laughed.

The Chris Fleming stand up special is generational. It is. Seriously.

Congrats to you both, but mostly to your better half on the league leading target share.

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Scampi for dinner tonight. Key was a lemon slurry made with lemon juice and corn starch. Makes a perfect sauce

Everyone else having issues with @paramountplusbr.bsky.social playback for @ufcmma.bsky.social ?

Madden would be salivating over the wagon on this cat. He’s all leg and backside. His functional strength is Reggie White level.

Love gin and St. Germain. I add muddled cucumber to mine. Refreshing.

Plows are stuck right now. Plows. My Corolla should be fine though.

Back porch view

Unpopular opinion, but a ripe cantaloupe smells like farts. I’ll eat it in a fruit salad, but I won’t let a whole one stink up my kitchen.

I need Nimesh Patel to ring in on this…

I made Italian wedding soup with shit I had in the fridge and pantry like MacGyver. Come at me, Nor’easter, I am nourished.

Carlos Leal is a dog. Just keeps moving forward. H/T to Chidi tho, he took everything he threw. Good fight. #UFCFightNight

I had a burger yesterday…so no.

Lifelong Catholic

Kat don’t fuck around. Take notes.

I know I sound like an #old, but if you got ‘em’, cool. Freckles can be beautiful, but the fake ones look insane.

Help me understand tattooed freckles.

Fuck ALS. RIP, king.

Soylent Pieces

RFKJ as a never nude is the least weird thing about him

The best in the game. The. Best. ⬇️

*raises hand, while sweater unfurls*

“Wrestling Ernest Hemingway.” One of the great chameleon-like performances by Robert Duvall. Worth your time.

Done electing dinosaurs that think mediating with madmen is the only way to pass legislation. We need to purge the tail tuckers just as much as the Trump water carriers.

Sigh. K

Someone smarter than me (pretty much everyone), please explain why natural gas “delivery charges” are over 2x the actual gas you use?

Lovely, mate.

RIP, king. Fuck cancer.

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