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Robert Palmer & Lou Rawls doing a medley of their hits.
#RandomDaydream

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s keeping her on the payroll for his own protection. He doesn’t want another MTG badmouthing him to MAGA.

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I feel when someone blocks me.

05.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

How I feel when someone blocks me.

05.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

How I feel when someone blocks me.

05.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Pam Bondi is the Roy Cohn of Ghislaine Maxwells.

04.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

Could be a great opportunity for proud boys and ice agents.

04.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, when one cannot win by policies, one turns to fuckery.

03.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I told you that one day in your late 40s you’ll be forced to fast then drink something that makes you violently shit for 24-hours before a group of doctors drug you and shove a camera up your ass and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes?

02.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

If she were still alive, the acclaimed British actress I would most wish to clear my driveway is Joan Plowright.

25.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a sweater is covering his mouth with his hands . Alt: a man in a sweater is covering his mouth with his hands .
02.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if dogs ran things we’d have
smell-o-vision by now

28.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear

01.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.

28.02.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9
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snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and a bow tie and saying oh fo sho . ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and a bow tie and saying oh fo sho .
28.02.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congress no longer wields any power. We’re on our own.

28.02.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing in a kitchen with a box of canola oil Alt: a man standing in a kitchen with a box of canola oil
27.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is hurting my brain.

27.02.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

27.02.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent about 5 minutes quietly struggling to open the zipper of a package of pepperoni, but that's not any indicator of how high I am since I will do that even sober and rested

27.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Leonard Bernstein enjoying a cigarette.

Leonard Bernstein enjoying a cigarette.

Here’s Leonard Bernstein enjoying a cigarette for no reason whatsoever.

27.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Philosophy:
I don’t care if I do die do die do die do die…

26.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if you'd call this transcendent or not but as soon as I brought in my car for front-end repairs, I had an auto body experience.

26.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Glanced at the mirror and I do NOT like how my face looks when I’m coughing.

26.02.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie has the word nope on his face ALT: a man in a suit and tie has the word nope on his face
26.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you should eat healthier but also a salad costs $40 now

04.08.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

If we're not getting an edit function, at least give us redaction tools.

12.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oops all crunchberries

22.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to skip the gym today because I forgot my workout jeans

22.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

there should be a Goodwill place to drop off all the small bags of chips nobody ever wants to eat in variety packs

20.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1