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I enjoy spreadsheets a normal amount. Any pronouns are fine; you cannot misgender me in a way that matters.

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Love it for the people who love it, of course, I’m just not one of those people at all.

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Makes perfect sense to me. I hated my sexuality for a huge and formative chunk of my life. Half the point of fantasies for me, even the most transgressive ones, is to imagine a world where that sort of feeling doesn’t exist.

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

every once in a while, mine gets into a weird aggressive mood. idk what triggers it, but it reads as some sort of dominance thing.

it took me an embarrassingly long time to remember that I'm bigger than him, so when he does that, I can just pick him up like a baby and he can't stop me.

05.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(if he Gets my hand during the freakout, it's decidedly less gentle)

05.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

once his initial freakout is over, I let him bite me just a little bit to get it out of his system. he's very gentle about it.

05.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

me: you know, if you're tired of getting your face rubbed, you could just stop shoving your face into my hand

cat: I have a different idea

me: is it-

cat: it's Biting You

05.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe I could fix her though

05.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This is remarkably similar to how I've taught myself to process intrusive thoughts (allow the thought to pass through me and out of me without making contact, rather than screaming at it to shut up).

05.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

common automotive experience tbh

05.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, he'll say whatever he thinks will make people like him.

On the other hand, it's significant that he thinks *this* is something that will make people like him.

04.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no it’s a girl with exactly one (1) facial expression

I think I may have already imprinted on her

02.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you again! This was a much better use of my Sunday evening than what I probably would have been doing otherwise.

02.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scratch that. Apparently this was all Chrome's fault and Edge (somehow) offers a much smoother experience. Finishing after all.

02.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it, I've run out of patience with my computer. I quit midway through the footnotes on the third-to-last page; please assume I would have continued in the same vein for the last three pages of the document. Sending momentarily.

02.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are, of course, welcome to post my highlighted document here once you've received it.

Finally, independent of any comments you give, I've already learned quite a bit from this experience. Thank you for humoring me.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was a bit inconsistent in how I handled the portion of citations specifying which different citation they were quoting. I'm sure one of my approaches was right and the other was wrong, but I'm not sure which is which.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I omitted the Table of Authorities in its entirety. It's possible I should have instead included it in its entirety. I interpreted it as a reference tool rather than as a citation in and of itself.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had not done that, I would have ended up with a grossly incorrect product.

As it is, there's a decent chance I skipped over something I should have highlighted before the Introduction, but I'm running out of patience with my computer's lagginess so I'm not going to be revisiting it.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was initially confused because I misread the quotation mark here as "...Pooh (reference)'..." instead of "...Pooh' (reference)...". Not sure why or how that happened, but I had to re-read the instructions and sample page about half a dozen times to get an interpretation matching the template.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A couple notes on my reasoning while I wait for my computer to cooperate again.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Email sounds good. Thank you!

02.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, I'm about 10 pages from the end. While I wait for my computer to quit pitching a fit over (I assume) the number of highlights I've made, can you recommend a way for me to share the completed PDF?

02.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Also, re: background knowledge, I've spent a lot of time around federal regulatory language and some time around contract language, but I have no formal legal training and I don't think I've encountered this specific topic in a legal context before.)

02.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Not trying to be difficult or prove a point re: LLMs, btw! I'm just bored and curious and figure I could learn something here.)

02.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect, that should work for me. Typing would have been the tedious part. I'll take a stab at it and let you know when I'm done. I'm assuming, for the sake of the exercise, that if in doubt, I should rely on my own reasoning.

02.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll leave that up to your judgment; tell me whatever you think is fairest to use as comparison (anywhere from all three to nothing at all).

About how much time would you expect this to take me?

02.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's probably true. I haven't read beyond this point, if that makes a difference, except scanning to see whether a conclusion had been reached (I don't think it has?).

02.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I've been curious about this for the last couple days and it's going to keep nagging at me if I don't ask. I have as many years of life experience as three 12-year-olds. Do you believe that I would accomplish this task with zero errors? I'm bored enough that I'd be willing to give it a shot.

02.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

How would you say this is compatible with "redemption"?

02.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0