I still think the Nuggets and Wolves will be scary in the playoffs but it’s entirely possible that the Thunder vs Wemby era in the West arrived a year or two earlier than expected
“Demapped” is a much more evocative and less embarrassing algorithm manipulator than “unalived.” Infinite Jest-heads are vindicated once again.
At least Mike Vrabel gets to keep his dick
First takeaway from this J Cole album is I need to get into James Taylor
Brooks Barnhizer looks like he burns ants with a magnifying glass
Turning Luka Doncic into Khris Middleton
De Blasio was right to drop and kill this little fucker
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
I’m having a Certified Unc Moment remembering that Nicki Minaj endorsed Mitt Romney on a Lil Wayne mixtape in 2012. It’s not a new grift, she’s always been a dumb asshole.
The best piece of Ella McCay lore is that her brother apparently makes $2 million a year telling sports gamblers to bet on the 2008 Detroit Lions
At least Jacob Misiorowski was good!
It’s a shame that We Are Charlie Kirk didn’t drop in time for Radu Jude to use it in his Dracula movie
Two NFL teams have made the AFC Championship game for 15 years straight and five NBA teams combined for 16 championships in a 20 years but baseball is dying because a dozen limpdick owners refuse to either get their bread up or sell. Spare me.
This guy rules
I’m not a believer in Mickey Mouse rings (2020 Lakers excluded) but going from *that* regular season schedule to the Chargers with no O-Line, the Texans with no Nico Collins and CJ Stroud in donkey mode, and the Broncos with no starting QB would not happen to any other team in professional sports.
Rudy Gobert has airballed two free throws tonight. Came up a foot short of hitting anything two different times. Magical stuff.
Did Hal Incandenza predict Dougie Jones or did Lynch & Frost create the character in response to this section of Infinite Jest? This might haunt me for decades
Patriots tight ends will be converting on 3rd and forever long after I’m dead
Bills won and I caught the bus home by 10 seconds to avoid a 20 minute wait. Massive W’s all around
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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LeBron just pulled off the closest thing we’ll ever see to the bunt at the end of Mr. 3000
Sickos dot jpg
Splitsville (2025) and Unforgivable both figured out that for some reason, unexpectedly name-dropping Doctor Zhivago is comedy gold
The Las Vegas Raiders signed five of the one million Charlie Kirks that were created and will be starting them on the offensive line against the Cleveland Browns this Sunday
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
I think it’s good when my favorite team is the best in the world and would like to see it happen more often
A screen grab of Chris Eigeman in Metropolitan saying “I’m facing one of the worst guys of all time” would do numbers on here
Pete Carroll and Geno Smith
Zohran Kwame Mamdani.
