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Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all

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- Caesar circa 44bce

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀👀👀

11.03.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Denver moots are always welcome to see it in person 😌

11.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you sweetness 🥰

11.03.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now we both have sharp objects 🙈

11.03.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much 🙈🙈

11.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They you babe! I’m so happy with it 😍

11.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my artist is an absolute BEAST. She did my sternum and kills it. Just wait until June 😈

11.03.2026 21:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you babe 🥰🥰

11.03.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyways, we should totally stab Caesar!

11.03.2026 21:20 👍 74 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0

Tattoo loading :3

11.03.2026 18:34 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Please tell her that I love her 😭

11.03.2026 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

File under: inside thoughts

11.03.2026 18:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tip! You can do this and not be a vampire!
Pro tip! Your sexual partner may or may not like this!

11.03.2026 18:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my lord 🥵 I’ve never needed something so bad in my life

11.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Her and I are so similar for real (we’re not)

11.03.2026 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s so oomf looking cute af

11.03.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay that’s actually so real 👀 I forgot about thigh tattoos and am hoping for warmer times so we can all see

11.03.2026 17:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was a little scary at first, but then I remembered I am an expert in my field and found another job p quickly. It’s still contract work which I’d like to move out of, but I’m still incredibly lucky that I have mobility ❤️

11.03.2026 17:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This simply reinforces that reading and comprehension skills in this world are dying. Like if someone just nicely comments about your fit a simple thank you will suffice! Look at the content of the blog and take a sign babe 🛑

11.03.2026 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oui, elle a raison 😮‍💨

11.03.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes the girls be trying to go 0-100 in a 30 zone tbh

11.03.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg baby is gonna be looking fresh af for the hang tonight 😍

11.03.2026 17:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish it wasn’t so, but I will continue to listen in solidarity with sluts in theory but not in practice

11.03.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update: I did not keep the job 🥰

11.03.2026 16:41 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Being an independent contractor is great because you can bill crying under “research and development” and nobody will know 😌

11.03.2026 14:57 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seeing my east coast mutuals get pounded by snow and having the driest winter of my life isn’t fair. That should be me getting pounded!!

11.03.2026 14:52 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

But babe, think of all the cozy outfits 🥺

11.03.2026 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With them that close to my brain I will become the prophet of the fall out shelter, I just know it!

11.03.2026 14:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The unconventional materials are gonna go crazy!!

11.03.2026 14:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0