Liberté, Egalité, Omletté
09.03.2026 07:39
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The peak Pete Smith v/o show was always “The Commish”
08.03.2026 23:34
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Yeah, anyone able to think rationally about it all for more than a second knows it’s all going to take a while to come together. It’s the hot take merchants backpedaling from “St Kilda have wasted their money” to “St Kilda have bought their way to a flag” without a second of self reflection.
08.03.2026 09:48
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“All in the grand sale, yo” might be the greatest line I’ve ever written.
If you know, you know…
05.03.2026 01:42
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Melbourne 1 - Jackie 0
03.03.2026 08:10
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01.03.2026 21:52
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28.02.2026 23:42
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The Big Shart.
26.02.2026 01:08
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“Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about ‘What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?’”
24.02.2026 23:44
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This minority of residents wanted submarines. Now they say they want above ground submarine transport.
24.02.2026 07:06
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Victoria has worked how out to fix Australia's slumlord driven housing crisis.
No wonder media organisations reliant on real estate ad revenue are so desperate to remove the current government.
22.02.2026 01:24
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As someone once told me about Brighton and their own sense of importance in the world:
People from Brighton want you to think they have money. People from Camberwell want you to know they have money. People from Toorak don’t give a fuck what you think.
21.02.2026 01:36
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Good golly Miss Molly!
19.02.2026 10:51
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The Gen X urge to know where I’ll be found, when I come around.
19.02.2026 07:13
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18.02.2026 02:49
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Someone more tech savvy than me please do a an Animal Crossing/Dharma Initiative mashup.
11.02.2026 03:21
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The bachelor’s handbag? A luxury item?
11.02.2026 02:58
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My theory, similar to tech bros’ failure to engage meaningfully with art, is that to them there’s only a “right” way and a “wrong” way to see the world. Art, with its multiple varying and valid and often contradictory perspectives, vexes them in a way they can’t compute.
11.02.2026 02:48
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Now reading an important document of our times.
11.02.2026 01:00
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How Do You Do Fellow Kids? | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
1:40 minutes, and eight A-grade jokes. youtu.be/fiOMbqPHFwo?...
08.02.2026 21:52
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The best thing about 30 Rock is that this is probably the fourth or fifth-best joke in the scene. “Criminal skull shape,” “Irish Arguments Weekly,” and “Hundreds of dollars in taxes” are all sharp as hell gags which deserve more love.
08.02.2026 21:51
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10.10.2024 01:15
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A fair few nature strips for Jess to start mowing down on the peninsula.
04.02.2026 04:23
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hashtag Dictator Chris
03.02.2026 04:55
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It should be enshrined in law that no-one who works on your car should be able to change the radio station.
30.01.2026 06:53
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“The results of your surveillance, sir.”
“Oh, thank you very much.”
30.01.2026 05:32
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The old dope-a-dope strategy
29.01.2026 21:04
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These chucklefucks never watched Lethal Weapon 2 during a rain delay in the cricket and it shows.
27.01.2026 23:59
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The best G & TC big prop? The giant chequebook. Still makes me laugh to think about it all these years later.
26.01.2026 10:03
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I can’t find it now, but a saw a graphic of all the NFC Championship games this century. Only one team was missing. No prizes for guessing who.
26.01.2026 02:20
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