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@sharkthalpy

'Say stupid shit. Barf out the fucking-around-o-maniacal schizo flow. Barter whatever for whoever wants to read it.' - Félix Guattari

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does anyone here know good source for diy hrt? one thats in Canada or ships to Canada without issues?

25.02.2026 05:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you're telling me. a bitch fried ghis air?

21.02.2026 04:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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oh great my order is delayed

16.02.2026 08:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i really need to meet queer people irl i practically don't know any at all. worse is idk where to find some

16.02.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this is me. if you care.

16.02.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

penis even.

14.02.2026 10:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. That God's name is Abraxas."

14.02.2026 08:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kind of hilarious that reading into demian by emil Sinclair might've nudged me into hrt

14.02.2026 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

now even on hrt im probably still gonna be washed up. but at least ill be a washed up but look slightly more fem.

14.02.2026 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

maybe life doesn't suck so much

14.02.2026 07:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fellas, we might be starting hrt soon™

14.02.2026 07:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

jobs in 2025 be like: "experience required: being god for limbillion years"

16.12.2025 02:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you've already beaten anxiety by the mere fact you're using voice messaging 😭. my ass dreads using that function.

11.12.2025 09:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

industrial revolution baron discovering the wonders of steam engine be like:

24.11.2025 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think Substrate is fraudulent: Part 1 Part 1 of an investigation into Substrate, a semiconductor firm that has garnered a lot of attention in recent weeks.

I wrote (but didn't proofread at all) open.substack.com/pub/foxchape... a post about why the semiconductor firm that's been all over the news is, actually, a fraud.

Lots of stuff the media didn't spot:

- The founder is a Kickstarter scammer
- He is apparently also solving nuclear fusion
- Nepotism

30.10.2025 23:52 👍 114 🔁 34 💬 6 📌 8

need me a women who would throw a big boulder at a glass bridge while im in the bridge.

05.10.2025 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

29.08.2025 13:55 👍 3283 🔁 1158 💬 12 📌 38
artbyblastweave on tumblr: "Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still" 

dialectrician: "Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak." 

artbyblastweave: "I SAID HOLD STILL"

artbyblastweave on tumblr: "Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still" dialectrician: "Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak." artbyblastweave: "I SAID HOLD STILL"

17.08.2025 22:20 👍 1650 🔁 524 💬 4 📌 19

should i buy a 2tb ssd or a second monitor? can't decide which is better to have

23.08.2025 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

honestly never consciously put it into words before but you just described what i feel on a common occurrence. i agree its hell 😭. at least wasn't as bad when i was much younger

23.08.2025 09:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im so sick of the buzzword "spiritually" that people attach to everything possible its utter nonsense the equivalent of "erm its just vibes!!!"

22.08.2025 09:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me looking at a wobbly bridge: "see? this bridges has bad vibes"

22.08.2025 09:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ohhh that explains it lol. if you want a good alternative for da future you could try it out with crepe instead of bagels

19.08.2025 08:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its not an insult persay. we all gotta have our kitchencel moment in our lives

19.08.2025 07:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

r/kitchencels ahh food 😭

19.08.2025 07:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

feels like everyday im without estrogen i lose part of my sanity

19.08.2025 07:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

politics is fully as inconsequential as professional wrestling to these people, they are 100% just there to cheer for one team and boo the other, what the teams do or stand for is completely pointless and arbitrary

18.08.2025 12:34 👍 990 🔁 57 💬 11 📌 1

if trump was a democrat but supported the exact same policies he does now, he would be depicted as superman in this image, and every person cheering for newsom would be cheering for trump

18.08.2025 12:32 👍 1238 🔁 110 💬 33 📌 7

liberalism is taking root in my liberal nation so we need to employ a liberal to fight against liberalism

17.08.2025 11:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just finished hsr 3.5 hoyo cooked a bit this patch i fear.

aside from the new map which was nice but felt bit samey from the pervious ones

16.08.2025 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0