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alexschottenpoetry • & Threads 6h It would be really poetic if the cure to militarized Al is just painting decoys on the ground [picture of decoy on ground] ISRAELI MISSILE HITS HELICOPTER SHADOW DECOY ISRAELI MISSILE HITS HELICOPTER SHADOW DECOY AFTER IRANIAN GROUND ILLUSION TRICKS STRIKE

the LLMs can be defeated by POETRY, its only fair the ai can be defeated by ART

still, if it were two hotdogs, paying $65.50 to see a movie is robbery. the second person is just paying for the seat and air conditioning since it’s no more electricity to show the film.

yeah

change reined in to abolish and we’ve got a deal. i still want him to be replaced asap but in the meantime if he could be more like this, that would be great.

let them fight it out Hamlet-style (poison-tipped swords)

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

when It happens and there’s a big party, how are people finding a plus one?

the best part of this meme is that i spell his name wrong lmao

mesmerizing

Mad Men meme in elevator. “Rahm Emmanuel” says “I feel bad for you.” “everyone else” says “I don’t think about you at all.”

*Top

ditto Airplane and Too Secret

how soon til RFK Jr just recommends eating poop

photoshopped image of a cat (orange) lobbing a brick at your face. “Brick”

what do call a place where the denizens think it’s a haven but everyone else thinks it’s a dump?

it doesn’t matter what religion you are. it’s about the religion that’s being pushed on you, that you’re exempting from.

all my vets gone

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

the one in the middle is cute

those things that Amelie used to taunt her père

people who want to leave shampoo in their hair

Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski

i wonder if it’s that the boomer men *who are still alive now* are the ones whose brains aged better. we see this w exit polls where covid and Father Time have skewed it so that surviving boomers lean slightly more Dem (esp compared to GenX).

**not disputing that many GenZ boys are messed up.

i don’t understand what this means

Kristi Noem is going to prison and I can’t wait.

too bad, i’ll say it anyway. at H Mart you can get tubular pillows filled with 100% buckwheat groats. the cases are pretty too.

it’s still better to have high turnover because it keeps them scrambling. every new hire takes time to build their momentum

i agree with you but i’m wondering about the passenger getting out, would they get a door in the neck?

not taking crypto money is good, actually