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I’m the enchanting wizard of rhythm. I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe.

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Why is that my problem? Why is that anyone’s problem?

06.03.2026 21:04 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I generally assume public performances of childlike ignorance are kayfabe but that is mostly because I don’t want to believe, e.g., that a grown man wouldn’t recognize a totenkopf. I don’t think Platner is being sincere but I’m willing to provisionally accept that Ryan Grim means what he says.

06.03.2026 20:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife’s childhood was also haunted by this book. Probably worse than Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark because people encounter it at a younger age.

06.03.2026 19:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cover of book

Cover of book

Girl burning

Girl burning

Scissor man cutting thumb

Scissor man cutting thumb

Here's a nightmare children's book my German grandmother used to read to me called Struwwelpeter.

Cautionary tales that included illustrations of the tailor who cuts off the thumbs of kids who suck their thumbs and the girl who burns to death playing with matches.

07.11.2023 16:10 👍 131 🔁 10 💬 29 📌 7

That seems like a less useful tool, but I do see how that and WaveNet are relying on the same idea.

06.03.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think this is quite how music generators work, at least not the ones in Logic Pro. They generate MIDI that gets fed into a sample-based instrument synthesizer, but the predicting the next note part, as far as I can tell, is unrelated to the audio it produces.

06.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think there is a vastly underserved market for “How’d they do that?” articles about film craft. In my experience it was hard enough to get editors to go for articles that talk about image or sound more than plot; I hope that is changing.

06.03.2026 18:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not to be dense, but if the LLM is predicting the next phoneme, what does it use the text input for?

06.03.2026 18:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It seems like the audio essentially runs on a sample-based synthesizer using phonemes? What is the machine-learning component of the final product?

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well, I’ll check back mid-summer!

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My God, they built the Prisencolinensinainciusol Nexus, from the hit song “Don’t Create the Prisencolinensinainciusol Nexus.”

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If you haven’t already, you might enjoy investigating the novel’s mysterious author, B. Traven. No visual effects angle but it’s memorably weird.

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really appreciate getting glimpses of the technical details of AI here, but have you two considered spending a few weeks discussing analog video signals and matrixed audio?

06.03.2026 18:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Anything “may or may not have gained consciousness,” not just Claude. Zero is a percent, isn’t it?

06.03.2026 17:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 07:51 👍 949 🔁 244 💬 7 📌 9

It’s the real deal. Crazy how much of the pilot is obviously modeled after Mad Men, while the rest of the show is not. There’s the show you sell and the show you make and they aren’t necessarily the same thing.

06.03.2026 06:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly, I think this works best when the creative team has *no* option but to say, “We are contractually obligated to produce 22 episodes; we have no choice but to get weird.”

06.03.2026 01:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People use “dancing about architecture” as a metaphor for using the wrong medium for the message like they’ve never seen a mime trapped in an invisible box.

05.03.2026 23:01 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

12.02.2026 18:30 👍 1241 🔁 258 💬 36 📌 19

Memorable to you, maybe, but from inside the bag it was just another Tuesday.

05.03.2026 06:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

05.03.2026 04:51 👍 2298 🔁 320 💬 21 📌 9
A text excerpt. It reads: 

Once in the shop he let the whole contraption crash to the counter, on which he then leant for a while with his head in his arms. When he looked up again a young man was standing over him and readying a foolscap document. Richard croaked his way through MAKE, MODEL, REGISTRATION NUMBER. At length they came to TYPE OF MALFUNCTION, and the young man said,

A text excerpt. It reads: Once in the shop he let the whole contraption crash to the counter, on which he then leant for a while with his head in his arms. When he looked up again a young man was standing over him and readying a foolscap document. Richard croaked his way through MAKE, MODEL, REGISTRATION NUMBER. At length they came to TYPE OF MALFUNCTION, and the young man said,

A text excerpt. It reads:

'What's wrong with it?'
'How would I know? It cuts out all the time and it makes this screeching sound and the bag leaks all the crap out of the back.'
The young man considered Richard, and this information. His stare and his biro returned to the relevant rectangle. The biro hovered there unhappily. He looked up for a moment—time enough for onerous eye-contact. He looked down. The biro itself now struck you as gnawed, cracked and capless, and paranoid, conscious of its disadvantage. Eventually, under TYPE OF MALFUNCTION, the young man wrote: NOT WORKING.
'Yeah,' said Richard. ‘That ought to cover it.'

A text excerpt. It reads: 'What's wrong with it?' 'How would I know? It cuts out all the time and it makes this screeching sound and the bag leaks all the crap out of the back.' The young man considered Richard, and this information. His stare and his biro returned to the relevant rectangle. The biro hovered there unhappily. He looked up for a moment—time enough for onerous eye-contact. He looked down. The biro itself now struck you as gnawed, cracked and capless, and paranoid, conscious of its disadvantage. Eventually, under TYPE OF MALFUNCTION, the young man wrote: NOT WORKING. 'Yeah,' said Richard. ‘That ought to cover it.'

The secret key to understanding AI discourse is found in this passage from The Information, in which the protagonist takes a vacuum cleaner to the shop for repair.

04.03.2026 20:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also by this standard they still haven’t come close to “a good—or even tolerable—prose style.” If I weren’t choosing my words so carefully I might even be inclined to say they “don’t work!”

04.03.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Our Stories Live Forever” is a terrible tagline for “Hamnet.” We aren’t all related to William Shakespeare!

27.02.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You would think that “Is Paris Burning?” and “Paris Is Burning” would make a good double feature but you would be wrong.

27.02.2026 18:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
American Epic | The Official Movie Website The official site for the award-winning documentary series directed by Bernard MacMahon.

If you are contrasting overproduced modern pop with the authentic clockwork recording devices resurrected for American Epic, you are on much firmer ground.

27.02.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whenever you contrast some imagined era of authenticity in recorded music with the overproduced pop of today, keep in mind that the Sun Studio sound was created with tape delay. Elvis’s voice didn’t sound that way!

27.02.2026 17:28 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Okay but liver is delicious.

27.02.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Not too surprisingly, the first streaming app to adopt Dolby Vision 2 will be Peacock, which currently doesn’t even stream video in its native colorspace or framerate.

27.02.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stone Cold Jane Austen

27.02.2026 17:06 👍 81 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1