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Once again retired co-host of Soccer Made in Portland. Author of The Morrison Report. I still like Bruce Springsteen, but now on a new app.

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My hunch is the second match dragged them down slightly, but not enormously. Itโ€™s not like they were consistently pressing Columbus, particularly in the second half in which they were largely under it most of the time.

06.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Generally it doesnโ€™t reflect well on a coach when the coach says โ€œWeโ€™ve been prioritizing X this yearโ€ and then the numbers show the team roughly in the bottom quartile of X.

Itโ€™s early, etc. But itโ€™s not like this coach has a great track record of tactical dynamism. #RCTID

05.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shot (via @americansocceranalysis.com c/o @tiotalfootball.bsky.social).

Chaser โ€” except itโ€™s actually just a glass of pure gasoline. #RCTID

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hard to beat this for a school night show. Brandi Carlile is a genius.

05.03.2026 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you defend deep, youโ€™re going to give up corners and attacking set pieces. You can live with that (as they did in 2025) if youโ€™re good at defending them.

But if youโ€™re not? Then youโ€™re going to get eaten alive. And Neville hasnโ€™t shown that he can get his team to defend any other way. #RCTID

04.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s wrong in part and the part on which heโ€™s right is a self-own.

Heโ€™s wrong bc this isnโ€™t just a denominator problem; COL was first to too many deliveries.

And the number of set pieces they concede is inherent in the mid-low block thatโ€™s the only system Nevilleโ€™s been able to install. #RCTID

04.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I wish the Timbers had a coach that inspired greater confidence than this? Yes.

Do I think there are many such coaches out there? Also yes. #RCTID

04.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically share Phuocโ€™s perspective here. A Vilahamn hire in, say, December wouldโ€™ve warranted some guardedness, maybe a little skepticism, but not outright opposition. But now? Heโ€™s who they waited all this time for?

Really just feels like a pretty badly botched process. #BAONPDX

01.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Fory was almost comically nowhere near the ball and left his feet to make the challenge. The result wasnโ€™t so bad, which makes the straight red feel harsh, but going in like that is dangerous enough that itโ€™s hard to argue too much. #RCTID

28.02.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Timbersโ€™ set piece defending today hasnโ€™t been good. The Rapids have won more than their share of first balls on Colorado attacking set pieces. #RCTID

28.02.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Through 50 minutes this is the type of game Velde canโ€™t have if he wants to be the focal point of the team. This is the danger of anointing a guy based on a small handful of performances. #RCTID

28.02.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A Kenny Cooper special for Colorado there. #RCTID

28.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Also the video lineup graphic is very annoying.) #RCTID

28.02.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With no Ortiz, Diego Chara is the only defensive midfielder in the 18. Heโ€™d weeks away from turning 40 and in the second week of the season heโ€™s basically slated in pen to play 90 minutes at elevation. #RCTID

28.02.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The American media will focus almost entirely on the number of casualties to US service members, but the bombing of a school in the middle of a school day is just an absolute moral disaster. There is no possible justification. Itโ€™s just evil and depraved recklessness.

28.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Agoos had some bona fide wins in his first partial year in charge. But not having a permanent coach in place after a full offseason of being in the market is a major failure. If this season goes southโ€”particularly in another contract year for Sophia Wilsonโ€”it could be a fireable one. #BAONPDX

25.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m slightly more forgiving about the time itโ€™s taken to replace Sam Coffey, but the Thornsโ€™ failure to hire a head coach is an unmistakable failure for Agoos. They didnโ€™t *have* to make a change. But they didโ€”and they were still clearly unprepared for it. Just an inexplicable error. #BAONPDX

25.02.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The โ€œeverybody wants to be negativeโ€ statements coming out of the menโ€™s hockey camp have also been stupid. The joke was dumb and needlessly insulting. Lots of delicate ways to say โ€œWe laughed along but wish weโ€™d spoken up for them in the moment.โ€ Own their tiny slice and let Trump own his comments.

25.02.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Knight might be the first person to tell the plain truth about this situation. Trump made a dumb, insulting joke that reflects on *him*. The menโ€™s hockey players shouldโ€™ve corrected it, but itโ€™s understandable that they just chuckled along when a powerful person made a bad joke.

25.02.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s happening domestically, too. First it was rivalry games. Timbers-Sounders still hasnโ€™t fully recovered from the years in which they were playing each other four times.

And when the โ€œCompetitionsโ€ page on the MLS App looks like this, is it any wonder weโ€™re seeing signs of softening attendance?

25.02.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At every turn soccerโ€™s leadership has crammed more and more quantity down fansโ€™ throats. And, between bad matchups and exhausted players, thereโ€™s been a huge dip in quality.

Iโ€™m sure this has created a sugar high of revenues, but it seems almost inevitable that thereโ€™s going to be a crash.

25.02.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spent some time this year looking around for a non-USMNT World Cup group stage game that I could go to as a neutral. It really struck me how few of those games are legitimately compelling. I ended up giving up because, well, none of the games were worth the investment.

25.02.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And thatโ€™s how soccer replaced hockey as the national sport of Canada.

22.02.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mora as a false false 9 works so well for Bassett. Mora uses his slightly deeper starting point to move off the ball into the box, and Bassett just feasts on the space created by Moraโ€™s movement. #RCTID

22.02.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No doubt, but you also donโ€™t sign Bassett to do a lot of that. He needs a stalwart behind him at 6, andโ€”with due respect to Charaโ€”the Timbers donโ€™t have that yet. They still havenโ€™t made their most important signing of the winter.

22.02.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2026 is giving 2024. #RCTID

22.02.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cole Bassettโ€™s first 30 minutes with the Timbers might be the best debut 30 minutes Iโ€™ve seen from a Timber. The best player on the field right now by a huge margin. #RCTID

22.02.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My guess is 4-2-3-1 with Mora as an out-of-position 10โ€”in part because with Neville a 4-2-3-1 is usually a safe bet.

22.02.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legit incredible that six weeks before his 40th birthday, Diego Chara remains the Timbersโ€™ opening day starter in central midfield. #RCTID

22.02.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know nothing about hockey, but the only comparison I can make is this is like if Vince Carterโ€™s dunk over Frederic Weis was to win the gold medal at the buzzer.

19.02.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0