🏴‍☠️ thetigerspot 🐯

tom from tom and jerry is wearing a hat and dancing in a doorway . ALT: tom from tom and jerry is wearing a hat and dancing in a doorway .

Bet

Not you gravitating to the large white yam. Predicktable.

My boy is like a saloon door. Hinge swinging back and forth

Frank uses them mostly to keep his White Ferrari clean 🧽

what are your pronaans?

yes

Picky eaters, respectfully, ya’ll need to really step up when someone asks “where should we eat?”

Also a more than average amount of typos. Despite the fact that I write for a living.

a man with a beard is smiling and saying who would 've thought ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and saying who would 've thought

I mean, we all thought it would take a single online platform so we’ll all signed up and look at us now

Forrest Gump: Gump & Gumper

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Gigli 2: The Gigling

Mood: depressed | Personaliy: friendly | Traits: bisexual

hi new followers. prepare yourselves for mid jokes, decent selfies, random observations and long bouts of depressed silence 👋🏼

Would allow it

Selfie of a dude in a ball cap with a bushy dark beard and glasses smiling while holding a massive sweet potato next to his head.

Me and my son. 😌💖

hey where’d you get that picture of me?? 🥔

Also. Incredible pun 10/10 no notes.

Omg. Every day I’m reminded why I’ve crushed on you for 392 days

An extraordinarily grumpy looking cat

Got a death glare from this cat I encountered yesterday and I think everyone should see it

Ready, willing and able 😊

Kinda prefer it a little dirty

As long as you think so 🫠

Great choice 🙌🏻

Back atcha Dom

You would win on every flip and I’d be happy for it 🫶🏻

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😉

I’ve been here all along son 😌

Post your most daddy pic

2018 was my most daddy year fsr and couldn’t pick one pic