It's a Friday once again!
Everyone. Have a great day!
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It's a Friday once again!
Everyone. Have a great day!
55. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007) 📽️
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You're bleeding out and pass out across the border and there's a Mariachi band singing you back to consciousness, back to hell.
why don’t they just travel via strait of deez?
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
Can this be a solution?
Sorcerer [1977]
You're on stage. You haven't slept in days. An adult man yells in a mic while an auditorium of kids to watch you choke out the words CHUBBY BUNNY with a mouthful of marshmallows. DC Talk blasts on speakers that keep clipping. Everyone is screaming. Your parents paid us to do this to you.
54. THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU (2004) 📽️
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My first Wes Anderson in the theater. Good lord, 20+ years ago.
I adore this one.
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
53. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING (2025) 📽️
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The sub sequence has me going "Wawaweewa!" like Borat.
we are the sons of the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of my dragula
52. THE COLOR OF MONEY (1986) 📽️
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First time seeing this. I am splayed out and bowled over.
You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people
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Well, back to shooting puppies, I guess.
This shit is not amore
Important personal news. Here's my new high score on Balatro. Gold stake on the Magic deck. My Joker combo included Triboulet, Hanging Chad, and Sock and Buskin.
I've been playing this little gem *at least* every few days for 16+ months straight. It's so stinking fun and satisfying.
Siri can I feed flamin’ hot cheetos to my 6 month old baby
we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,
Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
Pain at the Pumps
(my Reeboks, pumped too many pumps)
I asked God why he hates me and he answered: “you’re too powerful, my child,” he said to me
Judge Judy and Byrd will return in Avengers: Doomsday
are you ok babe you've barely haven't ok babe k babe haven't you ok babe
LIFE HACK: Feeling sticker shock at the pump? Avoid touching the shock stickers.
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
Apparently Collateral is littered with comedic beats that I never fully appreciated until seeing it in a crowded theater this week. Pretty cool how that works.
IT'S A FRIDAY ONCE AGAIN!
51. THE HUSTLER (1961) 📽️
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You play a mean game, Eddie
Thanks, Fats, you got the five of the hive
Lay me some slack, Ed
She was the Cats at the back, Fatty
[then they kiss]
