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@zin5ki

Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.

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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2081 πŸ” 682 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

It is difficult to tell. Heating water became nigh impossible after the Bill Bonanza of '22.

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
serious sam 2 all scary moments
serious sam 2 all scary moments YouTube video by serioussam2fan2008

trailer youtu.be/AsO-Bfyf7rw

06.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much a "dril at the Betsy Ross museum" situation.

06.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During my last bout of joblessness, I noticed this: if you delete and then replace your CV on the standard sites, you are more likely to receive calls the following day. It is as if recruiters are sensitive to new documents rather than new profiles.

06.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Eight of the latest EA Battlefield games, along with a copy of Roblox for the original XBox.

Eight of the latest EA Battlefield games, along with a copy of Roblox for the original XBox.

#My9Games

05.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Neither will their wrestlers once bedridden from preventable illnesses, but that leaves even more time for advertising!

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Bluesky developer controversy has revealed a crucial point: there is a lucrative market for Pool Phones.

05.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Kennedy curse was somehow forfeited to get rid of Kissinger.

The Kennedy curse was somehow forfeited to get rid of Kissinger.

A new government-approved match stipulation: Loser Gets Whooping Cough (So Does Winner).

05.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The day of yester, a-foggy.

The day of yester, a-foggy.

To-day, a-shine.

To-day, a-shine.

What a difference a single day can bring.

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They have re-opened the vault in the minerals section. Go and see the cursed jewel.

05.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Testing in production: significantly cheaper than keeping developer salaries competitive.

Testing in production: significantly cheaper than keeping developer salaries competitive.

Finally, "Android ". The release so light on resources that its version number is a whitespace character.

05.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any salad in particular?

04.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That happened to me last night: I went on a short walk with Captain Pickard for some reason, who failed to warm towards me but remained unfalteringly respectful. (After awaking, I was quite proud of the brief interaction.)

04.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Windows 12 will be the last release of Microsoft's flagship product, due to a lack of shareholder enthusiasm for anything thirteen or above.

04.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
One of my wealthier cousins was recently able to enter the States on a work-related diplomatic passport, thus circumventing all social media scrutiny at the border. Even if I enjoyed the same luxury, my safety would still fall under reasonable doubt.

One of my wealthier cousins was recently able to enter the States on a work-related diplomatic passport, thus circumventing all social media scrutiny at the border. Even if I enjoyed the same luxury, my safety would still fall under reasonable doubt.

Alas that I will soon revert to being persona non grata in the United States. All things considered though, this has been true de facto for a fair while.

04.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One stomach, Hot and Readyβ„’.

04.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is he saying?

04.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"A telegram for you, sir."
"Well, what does it say?"
"It is an arbitrary item that may or may not be text, sir."
"Read it unencoded then."
"Dot-dash-dot-dash-dot-dot..."

04.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
has anyone else ever been hit w this while talking to them??? 😭😭😭 #funny
has anyone else ever been hit w this while talking to them??? 😭😭😭 #funny YouTube video by Taha Likes You

Whyd the blue jays have to catch a stray here youtube.com/shorts/Hc9BV...

03.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Regular Text Transfer Protocol.

03.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Cancel the entire event and replace it with Seinfeld reruns.

03.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two characters inexplicably swap bodies but are too polite to mention this to anyone. They live in such a state indefinitely for fear of creating a scene.

03.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.08.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 776 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Post old memes to confuse young people.

02.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The "average millennial gets a pay rise each year" factoid is actually just statistical error. The average millennial gets zero pay rises per year. Payrises Georg, who lives in a CEO's house and gets over 10,000 pay rises each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

02.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrestlers and anime characters you think would get along.

02.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Maybe you're just like my Scyther
She's never satisfied.
Why do we capture each other?
This is what it sounds like
When Muks cry."

"Maybe you're just like my Scyther She's never satisfied. Why do we capture each other? This is what it sounds like When Muks cry."

02.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"The English word 'tikka' is borrowed from Urdu/Hindi (Ψͺکہ)/ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ώΰ€•ΰ₯ΰ€•ΰ€Ύ tikkā 'small pieces of meat', itself a borrowing from Classical Persian ΨͺΪ©Ω‡ tikka, 'pieces'.

Chicken tikka was created in the reign of the Mughal Emperor Babur (r. 1526–1530) by marinating pieces of chicken meat in yoghurt and spices, and then grilling them in a tandoor oven.


Chicken tikka was created in Mughal India using Persian marinating of meat in yoghurt and Central Asian tandoor roasting with Indian spices. In 20th century Britain, a sauce was added to satisfy the British liking for gravy with meat. The dish has evolved further to a taco filling in the US, and to a pizza topping in India. Tacos originated from Mexico. Pizzas originated from Italy."

"The English word 'tikka' is borrowed from Urdu/Hindi (Ψͺکہ)/ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ώΰ€•ΰ₯ΰ€•ΰ€Ύ tikkā 'small pieces of meat', itself a borrowing from Classical Persian ΨͺΪ©Ω‡ tikka, 'pieces'. Chicken tikka was created in the reign of the Mughal Emperor Babur (r. 1526–1530) by marinating pieces of chicken meat in yoghurt and spices, and then grilling them in a tandoor oven. Chicken tikka was created in Mughal India using Persian marinating of meat in yoghurt and Central Asian tandoor roasting with Indian spices. In 20th century Britain, a sauce was added to satisfy the British liking for gravy with meat. The dish has evolved further to a taco filling in the US, and to a pizza topping in India. Tacos originated from Mexico. Pizzas originated from Italy."

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The Wikipedia article for chicken tikka contains a graph that is at once bizarre and wholly accurate.

02.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

2005 was a fine vintage. We still had three whole years of "a future" remaining.

02.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0