Cady is Here! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Hello everyone! Going back to my parents' for spring break, so unfortunately I'm going to have to disappear everything relating to my identity from my computer again until I return to school. I'll see you guys next weekend!

gonna expose a lot of skin and roll around in some tall grass. hope nothing bad happens!

I FINALLY ACTUALLY KILLED THAT MOTHERFUCKER HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHIT, WHERES THE TYLENOL

just swatted a fly out of the air with a clorox wipe. i am a god among men

Logan Paul gets killed by Ice T YouTube video by BigFranky WithCheese

This entire clip too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkHg...

i think this is the funniest screenshot to come out of cable tv ever

got my hair did

I'm in the middle of carrying a Tartarus expedition, about to close it out, and my bra-less robot wife brings me a medical powder (not asked for) with snuff soul as I get a critical hit hold-up.

So how is your day going?

Can't wait until FP1 tonight when the aston martin rips lance and fernando's fingers clean off

you can't stand to see me that way
no matter what i do, no matter what i say
you can't stand to see me that way
yeah, yeah

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goods nights all! even if it's been a rough day today, and it might be a rough day tomorrow, and even if it's gonna be a rough week or month or year or whatever, that you have the strength to keep going, and know someone always has your back. Love yinz!

really craving two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda rn

if anyone ever sees this post, my internet is out and im bumming off the university wifi again

i have so much shit to do the next two days and then i gotta go home on friday what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

can we have every f1 race starting at australian gp start time actually? 11pm is perfect for me and me specifically. doesn't interfere with anything important, im always up from 11-1 anyways, there are zero issues for me in particular, which is of course the only view that matters

going to the soup store, i'll let you guys know what i find

youtube ads are so great and cool and relevant to the searches at hand

I have installed the 'Microslop' extension and all is right in the universe

got basically no progress done on my stupid ass pfp drawing today, so that's cool

i still wanna know what insane person thought "yeah this song that's entirely gibberish in a made up language where only like 30 words actually have translations? Let's write down all the lyrics to it yeah." Thank you soldier, we are all better off for your work

based and unconditional-lovepilled

okay but what if i told you that i can be your liaison? something simple you can settle on? i can be your liaison? in the middle of an avalon?

haribo twin snakes are a blessing that humanity does not deserve to have

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because speedrunning killed my grandma, okay!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS

gandalf the grey implies other colors of gandalf, such as white perchance

and ubisoft+ being removed from game pass will somehow make the price go up another $5

what are the kalshit betting odds on ubisoft going under by the end of the year?

i love eating drywall

sometimes i genuinely can't tell if i'm being ironic or whether my sense of humor has just gone down the shitter