Amy Masson

I will never understand how Republicans became anti-vaxxers.

The process of trying to acquire tickets to the Nintendo Museum in Japan is more stressful than it needs to be.

It seems to be really hard for the surgeon general to admit that vaccines are good.

Definitely *not* planning an Ocean’s Eleven style heist to bring Punch the monkey home from Japan with me.

Here’s why republicans win and democrats lose. Republicans get a candidate. Doesn’t matter how awful they are. Any candidate and they all rally around them and they all vote for him. Democrats get a candidate that they align with 90% but dislike one thing so they go protest and vote for Jill Stein.

Kermit’s voice wasn’t quite right but I’m enjoying the reboot.

What social services would Republicans try to stop if we didn’t already have them? Fire departments? Libraries? Parks?

I just started signing up for tickets for all the shows since we’ll be there for spring break. I already got tickets for two.

I have tickets to a Late Show taping next month.

Is it just me or does it feel like a lot of people are dying lately?

Whenever I’m traveling to a new country, I join a few travel FB groups did that location so I can read up on why folks have done etc. But every time someone makes a post asking a question some jerk is like “why don’t you just Google that?” The whole point of the group is to ask questions & get tips.

When you make a really awesome spreadsheet and nobody cares.

My love language is acts of vacation.

There’s nothing that’s happened during this Trump presidency that’s surprised me. Nothing. Par for the course. And it’s going to get a lot worse. Congrats America for voting for this.

If you can be on your parents’ health insurance you should be able to be on their Netflix account. I said what I said.

I like to take my family on vacations but I wonder about people who are booking business class seats for their whole family. Like ya’ll really out here paying $6000 PER PERSON for your metal tube in the sky? Like, my entire trip budget isn’t that much.

Being the sole travel planner in my family is powerful but with great power comes great responsibility.

I just forget to take them places and then I get a menu and I’m like damn. I can’t see.

I’m turning 50 next month and I’ve gone my whole life being able to see without needing corrective lenses so I feel betrayed by my eyes that I need readers. Like, I can still see regular stuff why you gotta do me this way eyes?

Made a controversial post on Threads wherein I suggested parents of young adults should put in effort into maintaining relationships with their kids and wow people are big mad about that.

I don’t understand the current outrage about Trump posting the racist pic of the Obamas. He’s always been racist and he’s always hated the Obamas. Like, who is surprised by this? This is typical Trump behavior and if you didn’t know, tell me what rock you’ve been living under so I can vacation there

Oh the were to were makes me crazy!

My iPhone always corrects the word has to had. SOMETIMES I WANT TO WRITE HAS. Often even.

Planning international travel this summer so queue me checking our passports 1,000 times between now and May to make sure they haven’t expired. Because clearly the expiration date could change between now and then.

If they cared, the pussy grabbing would have been enough. It would have ended then. But it didn’t. They don’t care.

“New Epstein files release…” doesn’t matter. There is literally nothing that could be in them that would make him lose a follower. Nothing. Imagine the most heinous gross allegation. Wouldn’t matter to them. They’d like him more because of it.

Doesn’t matter anyway because as long as they have all 3 branches there’s nothing we can do and nothings going to change.

Every time I see posts about protests & activism I can’t get myself to muster any enthusiasm. One year in and all I can think is- this is what America wanted. This is what they voted for. Anyone claiming they didn’t know it would be like this is lying.

At the part of winter where I feel like it’ll never be warm again.

I somehow end up with my Google Calendar open in like seven tabs and then when I get an event notification it dings seven times. Is this just me?