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Nuclear physicist and quantum computerer &c. J'habite le sarf of England

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“The nights are quiet in Tehran”

“The nights are quiet in Tehran”

Ahh oh dear

07.03.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thankfully all my bastard children were born after 2005. (And, tbf, to a UK national mother)

07.03.2026 12:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most of my own jokes are some linear combination of funny and not funny.

06.03.2026 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our book club alternates monthly between fiction and nonfiction and almost all the nonfiction books are panned by us for being too strung out

06.03.2026 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best Chas and Dave song, and justifiably their biggest hit

05.03.2026 14:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm grateful that my kids' school doesn't do the dress-up thing, but does activities directly involving books ☺️

05.03.2026 10:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.

04.03.2026 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sort of nice that they are realising they shouldn’t be accessing taxpayer-funded services. Like evacuation.

04.03.2026 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blog of the Isotopes All about nuclear physics - research, news and comment. The author is Prof Paul Stevenson - a researcher in nuclear physics in the UK. Sometimes the posts are a little tangential to nuclear physics.

With the recent news, I had to check, re Nuclear spot-the-differece #8, that Bill Gelletly is okay (he is - we were in a meeting together today) blogoftheisotopes.blogspot.com/search/label...

04.03.2026 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No. 2 Public for Undergrad Teaching Miami University is nationally ranked as a top public university and located in Oxford, Ohio.

I love that there's a Miami University in Ohio miamioh.edu

04.03.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Upcoming round in music league game set up my my 18yo is “songs by people not known as musicians”. Hard to come up with something non-awful, but maybe awful is the subtext of this round

03.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council

"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty"

Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

03.03.2026 14:56 👍 599 🔁 293 💬 21 📌 39

I hear that all but one person in Hormuz is gay

03.03.2026 07:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone want my BrewDog share certificate?

02.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
News story about a university professor scratching graffiti into cars while dressed in underpants and a suit jacket

News story about a university professor scratching graffiti into cars while dressed in underpants and a suit jacket

There but for the grace of god

02.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just got my hair cut. My barber should have been back in Kurdistan for a visit to relatives, but of course his flight is cancelled.

02.03.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fare dodgers targeted as train ticket refund rules are tightened In a bid to clamp down on ticket fraud that costs the railways millions each year, the government has quietly changed the rules on claiming refunds for unused train tickets.

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

02.03.2026 09:12 👍 336 🔁 271 💬 23 📌 62

Nick Clegg wondering if there is a lower-ranked deputy Ayatollah role to go for

01.03.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gay, Lake Superior

Gay, Lake Superior

01.03.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Aug. 19, 1953: U.S. and Britain Topple Democratically Elected Government of Iran Democratically elected Iranian Premier Mohammad Mossadegh was removed from power in a coup.

1953 - US and UK toppled democratically elected Iranian government - for oil.

"The Shah quickly returned to take power and signed over forty percent of Iran’s oil fields to U.S. companies."

01.03.2026 07:49 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.

“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas and city center in 2021.”

01.03.2026 04:01 👍 2440 🔁 834 💬 38 📌 100

Pat Summitt fans might have something to say about the statement!

28.02.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had no idea Kenwood was founded by Ken Wood.

28.02.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blue plaque for Kenneth Wood

Blue plaque for Kenneth Wood

But I did discover a real blue plaque a few doors away from Pizza Express. On what is now a Kwik Fit stood the original site of the Kenwood company, maker of kitchen equipment.

28.02.2026 14:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Greenery with a couple of skyscrapers visible in the near distance

Greenery with a couple of skyscrapers visible in the near distance

… and a view of Woking’s tall buildings through the foliage.

28.02.2026 14:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
House nameplate saying “Little Gumnuts”

House nameplate saying “Little Gumnuts”

… and a house with a weakly abusive name …

28.02.2026 14:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
White blossom

White blossom

Joking aside, I enjoyed my visit. I was taking my daughter’s clarinet for a service and got to enjoy some out of the way places. A road with some nice blossom …

28.02.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Woking pizza express

Woking pizza express

A couple of hours to kill in Woking so figured I’d look for the blue plaques

28.02.2026 13:29 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
bar chart with reflection symmetry

bar chart with reflection symmetry

My Wordle win distribution is now completely symmetrical (modulo the cutoff at 6 guesses)

28.02.2026 08:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0