Freddy Noriega

My shuffle just played the Undercover Brother theme right after the Shaft theme...
#AICouldNever

Best part is the other one who’s like, “It’s just a rubber duckie, bro."
#DoggiesRule

Tried to think of something witty to say but he’s just an ignorant prick so let’s leave it at that.

When your father was always right about most everything.

Hate to admit it, and we’ll see how it shakes out, but what Affleck lays out here is kinda sorta the only way that using any of this could be ‘useful’ or ‘ethical’...
#StillThinkItsUnnecessaryTho

A reason to stay alive and hopeful...
#KingMarty

If I was picking the Oscars:

Picture: Sinners
Director: Coogler
Actor: MBJ
Actress: Byrne
Supp Actor: Lindo
Supp Actress: Madigan
Orig Script: Coogler
Adap Script: PTA
Intl Feature: The Secret Agent
Doc Feature: The Perfect Neighbor
Casting: Sinners
Cinematogrpahy: Frankenstein
Editing: Sinners

Kristi Noem will return in Avengers: Doomsday

9/11:2 - Coming soon to a Trump branded hotel property near you.

That clip of Timothee Chalamet being like “no one watches the opera or ballet” is wild and I am dying over every ballet and opera acct (correctly) being like “we’ve been here for hundreds of years before you and we’ll be here for hundreds of years after you” lmao

Love this little character…
#Petunia

Can’t find the skeet now but I posted about it not long ago noting how it’s wrongly maligned and it’s neither Chevy’s nor Carpenter’s worst. Neill’s schtick with the gun to the head is brilliant.

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(Billy Crystal voice) That means it’s time for The Walter Huston Dance!...

Got a phone call that brought the pitter-patter of (possible) good news...
#ComeOnSchwartz

"AI has a transformative effect on my writing" sure and that fly had a transformative effect on Jeff Goldblum

Oscar Frontrunner Timothée Chalamet Claims 'No One Cares' about Opera - OperaWire Timothee Chalamet has taken a swipe at opera and ballet.

Any art that engages people especially in a live venue is something to be encouraged, even if it's not your thing.

I really want this guy to both shut up and lose the Oscar. Any of the other four nominees gave a better performance than he did in UNCUT PING PONGS.

WATCH ME, BITCH!
#MotherfuckAI

Los Olvidados: The New Batch

I sang in an experimental jazz vocal group. We recorded an album, toured, and opened for the likes of George Benson, BB King, and Randy Brecker. Link for proof...
#Cuicanitl

The Crown: SVU

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Every latin fb pet page now posts a cute doggie photo right next to an AI drawing of the exact same picture...
#ThatShitRuinsEverything

We laughed at Ellis at the time but little did we realise that the Ellises of the world would end up taking over America & start a war with Iran.

Yeah, liked the snappy dialogue and the two dudes but nothing about it really got the blood flowing.

I don’t know. Dudes rock but gettin’ some serious Surf Dracula vibes here...
#ProveMeWrongJames

This skeet made me curious (‘cause I’m also a massive CV fan) and I’m on the same boat. Have officially crossed the Christmas Chase line. This year’s rewatch is gonna be awkward...
#SoOld

You made me curious so I checked and I’m on the exact same boat. This year’s rewatch is gonna be awkward.

Lil’ Kidney Stone