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I can’t wait to play David Bowie Pondering My Orb in hit trading card game Flesh and Blood

excellent jacket

i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Happy International Working Women's day :) women's marches, strikes, consciousness-raising, and organising have consistently been the core of working-class struggle. Meanwhile women aristocrats, bosses, landlords seek to make us lose sight of what we have in common under patriarchy, misogyny.

Honestly the real upside of being poly is getting to introduce more people to Flesh and Blood

izzy is asking me is slay the spire is a euphemism for bottom surgery

When You were partying

I drank from the HOSE

When you were having premarital sex

I drank from the HOSE

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I drank from the HOSE

And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

spectral shield x runechant doomed yuri

Women!!!!!!!!

lost two win and ins
r4 was oscilio
after my t1 it was 35? 31? to 17, oscilio's greaves were gone
I lost the game from there
it was probably my fault (despite Oscilio, IMO, having quite good variance)
this one hurt

achievement unlocked: travelling internationally for a PQ

Violent Outburst: Living End was the last deck that I really *got into* before I quit Magic. Another example of how unfair decks generate fun game states.

Indomitable Creativity: Last deck I played comp REL paper magic with; went 2-0 into 2-3, all my opponents made top 8. Terrible deck choice into the local meta since its bad matchups were overrepresented; lesson learned. Also achieved my best result with this deck, a top 8 on MTGO.

Karn, the Great Creator: I loved getting into Pioneer Mono-Green with KtGC. One of the examples of why I love unfair decks; the deck
was very Not Magic and it was interesting because of that.

Shark Typhoon: A very me card. Have played (or rather, cycled) this card in many different decks from Control to Creativity to Temur Reclamation.

Wilderness Rec: Temur Rec is what got me my first Mythic rank on MTGA. Loved both Temur Rec and Simic Nexus.

Devoted Druid: My first GP, Birmingham. I was borrowing Devoted Druid from someone. I thought it was a sick pick since it had a quite favoured Hogaak matchup.
Bye R1 into punt vs hogaak R2 into face rogue decks R3 and R4, lose both matches. Had a fun time though!

Arclight Phoenix: My first Modern deck, my first Top 8! I've played the heck out of this card in multiple formats. Sad the deck got banned in Modern so soon after I bought it.

Pteramander: Seeing Autumn Burchett win MC1 with Mono-Blue meant a lot to me as a young nonbinary person, and since then I've had the dream of being that representation for someone else. I wouldn't trade the journey that moment started me on for anything.

Tireless Tracker: I got into the game with SOI; Tireless Tracker is probably the card I like most out of the set. Have enjoyed it quite bit as a fair threat out of the sideboard in unfair decks, sad it was never very playable when I played competitive magic

Decided to take a bit of a trip down memory lane. Short blurb below for each card

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

playing eu5 counts as PQ practice because Bohemia is kind of like Cindra if you think about it

I apologize for being autistic and horny on main it will happen again

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Helm of Safe Haven

We can dance if we want to,
We can leave those crowns behind,
Because your friends don't clash and if they're not dash then they're no friends of mine

everyone be kind to elly and scott. this is on LSS, not on them. delete your vitriol and apologize right now

There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.

learning about the 2000s so I can better understand the women I'm into