you can decide an artist's work is gross
you can decide it's disgusting
you can even decide it's morally bankrupt
but you shouldn't give governments or payment processors power to ban things based on morals, and ONLY morals, because it's a short step to you not lining up with their morals
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
I need all artists to know that using 3D models in your art is not cheating. Those free-to-use 3D models are literally there to make your life easier. Stop being so hard on yourself and just trace that 3D object. You don't need to be able to perfectly draw every object ever from memory!!
I'm feeding you spam by filling your feed with spam so you can feed on the spam in your feed and become plump on the spam and then we can make MORE spam and feed MORE people and then the COPS show up because of the missing persons & we feed THEM spam then we make EVEN MORE spam & TURN IT INTO BOLOGN
Take the spam challenge! Replace one ingredient in your fav recipe with SPAM!
"I replaced the chocolate in these chocolate caramel cookies!"
"I replaced the water in this man's body!
The contest has been canceled! Pray for forgiveness!
Spam spam, the meat in a can
You open it up and drop it in a pan
Turn up the heat and fry it for a span
Then delete your emails and be done with spam
We got fried spam, boiled spam, spoiled Spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam chowder, spam chili, spam and beans, spam and cheese, spam scampi, spam cakes, spammy patties spam cookies, spamburger with spam, spam with spam and spam, and spam spam spam spam spam beans and spam.
But i don't like spam
Spam spam ham in a can
Spam spam ham in a cam
Spam cam spam in a ham
*This skeet has been reported as spam*
Do you think the existence of Spam and treet is why cops are afraid of cans showing up at protests?
Every can should come with a can opener. If it doesn't we should call them can'ts. A can of Spam, a can't of Treet, for example.
Why don't they just can spam in with the beans, you can still call it pork, c'mon you cheap fux
I find it hilarious that after spam was first hammed in a can, another company went "ah but what if we just put bologna in there and called it treet" and then did that. They canned bologna.
In honor of treet I'm calling the unstoppable xitter email spam "treets" from now on
It's a travesty that there are no preserved TV dinners from the 1950s in existence. We can never truly know how modern takes stack up to the originals.
Pork & Beans is often just beans with zero evidence of pork and I think the ones who continue to choose to label that as "Pork & Beans" should replace the pork, by whatever means necessary.
Also eat the rich
The existence of Pringles implies the existence of Proutgles. They're very different though, they consist of a potato made entirely from dessicated potato chips, shaped like a hollow cylinder, and then filled with cardboard and plastic slices.
Can't opener
Please don't can me if such needs be. Put me in a jar, not a can.
There is food in my pantry that will likely be around long after I'm gone. It'll probably taste better than me too, if Fallout is anything to go by. Little did you know CRAM stands for ChRisti's Ass Meat (much like HAM means Hog Ass Meat)
Call me the can opener, coz I'm old and rusty and not very effective at opening cans
My DMs every time I check them be like
Today was Transincidental's fifth anniversary.
I'm tired boss
Think ww2 allied propaganda should come back. Here's my best take on "Hitler has only got one ball"
Donald
Has only got one ball
JD
Has two but very small
Miller
Has something sim'lar
And Johnson's
Got no balls
At all
I would love to break 1k followers. I know i don't do much anymore due to *waves hands* but... It'd have been nice.
I'm not even allowed my words of endearment. What's next? What do they take from me, ruin for me forever, next? "Kiddo?" Is that also some sort of horrific slur now too? I use that as endearing too, is everything I say evil now?
"Hon is used as a slur for trans women who can't pass"
I am so goddamn tired. I have never used it to mean that. I will never use it to mean that. I call people hon. It's short for *honey.* It's a term of endearment for me. Why can't they leave my words alone.
I despise that 4chan ruined the thing I call fkn everyone.
I have called people "hon" for years, it's just an American Southernism. I use it like you'd call someone "love," or "dear," or "friend," something small and endearing.
And they ruined it.
Having rough mental health day, send cute chunky kobolds pls
Some spots on the internet went from "trans women are bad because they're pretending to be women" to "trans women are bad because they're pretending to be femboys" way too fucking quickly and yet it's also 100% on brand for the Internet
My insurance doesn't cover this because I can't afford comprehensive coverage.
I cannot afford to replace it.
I have done nothing wrong.
I have still continuously lost.
That is not an error.
That is my life.
