strange ranger

Who among us doesn't want bolder brows?

Do you think they gave Britney a breathalyzer or just viewed her last social media post?

a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life

it’s finally friday let’s get freaky

Picking up tacos on the way to pick up tacos to eat while I’m waiting for my tacos.

I’m not surprised as an adult that I was never kidnapped as a child.

One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well

mentally & emotionally
im spinning in my chair
and also physically too
wwweeeeeeeeeeeeee

I make up in my head how someone feels about me and believe it.

*raises the bar*

Bar: “put me down”

🙂

Just cleaned my feet with a Lysol wipe. Have at me, bro.

I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.

my air purifier is always glowing red at me when i smoke weed. like, simmer down, narc, it’s all good.

🤣

Bsky is like my house. If you don’t like the vibe you can get the fuck out

I wonder if the souls of the different dead trees used to build my house talk to each other?

I need to find my funny. I seem to have lost it.

A Toastmasters program but for shit posts.

Missed connection:

I was trying to wink at you but you asked me if I had something in my eye then I scurried away like mouse.

You’re welcome.

Blonde has always looked good on me.

Remember when ain’t is not a word and you ain’t supposed to use it?

Burping. Crude and rude or a beautiful concertos delivered with impeccable timing?

My mood withers the moment I'm out of my house

Y’all mind if a white boy does a little unreliable narrating

i like how doorknobs wait until you’re really irritated before they catch your belt loop

Ugh, wants and needs. So stupid.

my anxiety is on multiple side quests

💯🖤

he's all wet and mad🤣❤️

me doing the arts & crafts in the psych ward so they reduce my stay

that and going to the groups🤣