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Documenting Phish: One Note at a Time. Hopeful Phish museum exhibit curator. This account is in no way affiliated with Phish Inc, Red Light, or the Smithsonian. https://phishsonian.net

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So we’re not at war but asking for “unconditional surrender?” When will this constitutional crisis end?

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s just solid logic.

06.03.2026 21:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s ok. If it were up to me, it’d just be 1983-2004 and 2009-present since Phish didn’t break the 2-year Elektra album cycle by taking that time off from 2000-2002.

06.03.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aren’t you posting this on a platform created by Jack Dorsey tho…

06.03.2026 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know higher oil’s gonna drive up electricity prices somehow but still glad for my EV.

06.03.2026 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t know the call of “Death to America” was coming from inside the house.

06.03.2026 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s fair. Yeah it was like $25 to go in.

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my employees just asked if there were monkey sounds on the music coming from my office. I had to explain, “No, that’s a vacuum cleaner solo.” #phish

06.03.2026 17:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He enjoys space exploration. Fire him into the sun.

06.03.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Worcester 1993 finally hit Apple Music. Pumped.

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, the actor they got to play Bill Clinton on the new season of Ted is a dead ringer.

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hilarious film. “YOU FUCKED UP MY TERRACOTTA!”

05.03.2026 22:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t it just Trump trying to revive Reagan’s shitty Star Wars initiative?

05.03.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is a problem right here. An article hyping a company that outsources production over a longstanding great American-assembled product. You wanna know part of how we got here? This is one piece of the giant equation. apple.news/AvqRXaDxuSHi...

05.03.2026 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woke up at 4 AM with serious chills. Hoping it isn’t cellulitis again.

05.03.2026 10:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re watching Top Chef, the speedway in the opener is literally down the street from where I work.

04.03.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I go back to Barcelona…like forever?

04.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This week’s Phishsonian Hour is continuing evidence that there always has been and always will be chompers at Phish shows. #sorry

04.03.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ummm…where do I sign?

03.03.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

03.03.2026 17:09 👍 6823 🔁 1967 💬 187 📌 109

1. This guy has no idea what he’s doing.
2. Who’s pulling his strings?

03.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People tried in New York. It was called the Sports Museum of America. Didn’t even last a year. Smithsonian does have sports stuff all throughout the American History and African-American History museums.

03.03.2026 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This guy fucks.

03.03.2026 15:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fair

03.03.2026 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get it (and have partaken) but it’s spread to like 80% of content.

03.03.2026 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean it has gotten a little out of hand.

03.03.2026 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean it has gotten a little out of hand.

03.03.2026 13:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who needs to defend themselves against law firms when a national emergency puts you above the law in his demented brain…

02.03.2026 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what we said about Mitch McConnell years ago and he’s still stumbling around Capitol Hill for now.

02.03.2026 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feels like this is a red flag towards him calling a “national emergency” in the wake of Iran. Pay attention.

02.03.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0