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Trump plans to build a 100K-seat stadium near White House for his UFC birthday fight The proposed stadium would be yet another major real estate project undertaken by President Trump near the White House

All this winning is killing us.

07.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paxton offers to drop Senate bid if Republicans pass SAVE America Act The message quickly drew praise from online far-right activists.

I would rather see James Talarico fight Cornyn.

I would like Talarico to look a man running as a β€œreasonable” Republican in the eye and ask him why he’s okay with all that has happened.

I want him to point out the complicity of sane people, which is evil itself.

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed

06.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not soon enough, apparently.

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey MAGA: Is this your idea of America First?

Because it sure as shit isn’t mine.

06.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So Iran First, huh?

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this still Biden’s economy?

06.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump shrugs off rising gas prices to reporters – β€˜If they rise, they rise’ β€˜I don't have any concern about it,’ he said when questioned about the higher costs at the pump

If gas prices rise, they rise.

If you can’t get to work, you can’t get to work.

If you don’t get paid, you don’t get paid.

If you don’t eat, you don’t eat.

If you die, you die.

06.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

You can ALWAYS count on Republicans to tank the economy.

92,000 jobs lost in February.

But the Trump Family?

Rolling in dough.

Tech Bros?

Swimming in money.

You and me?

We can fuck all the way off and die.

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell your sons that real war is not Call of Duty no matter how MAGA is marketing it.

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All this content is now owned by his buddy Larry

06.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Pennsylvania Dems:

This your guy?

06.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

So Does Mrs. Noem as Special Envoy the Security Whatever for the Western Hemisphere still get paid?

Would that make Loverdowski a Special Adviser on a Special Assignment to the Special Envoy?

And oh yeah Epstein Files

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My senator is Slotkin. I am always in a tepid low level disappointed state of frustration with her and it makes sense that Schumer would love her.

I agree that funding this spoils you like whole milk in a hot tub.

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So still paid and laid, right?

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how things are going at home with Mr. Noem?

05.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scoop: Trump officials broker massive U.S.-Venezuela gold deal The arrangement shows the tightening commercial bounds between Venezuela and the U.S.

All this oil and gold and cash.

Has any one single citizen who does not play golf in Palm Beach benefitted at all?

Has it gone to lower gas prices?
Groceries?
Health care?

It’s helping SOMEBODY

Just not you and me

05.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am very tired of my Senator Slotkin.

She is warmed over Schumer milk.

05.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He FLEW into the fray and then waddled off, manhood boosted.

05.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem will eat his face if he fires her.

05.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Noem slams question about her relationship with Lewandowski as β€˜tabloid garbage’ Lewandowski currently works as a special adviser at the Department of Homeland Security.

Preventative Botox keeps that face frozen while lying.

05.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What we know about the U.S. service members killed in the Iran war Six soldiers are reported to have been killed in Iranian counterattacks. Four died in a drone strike against a port in Kuwait, the military said.

Dead because he β€œhad a feeling.”

05.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of Trump’s Earliest Authoritarian Moves Is Starting to Explode in His Face This week’s Executive Dysfunction.

Pam needs to take her fixed face back to Filler Island in Palm Beach and play golf with her billionaire pals and leave us alone.

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So yes

04.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

35 days.

04.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beats working, right?

Almost $5,000 a day apiece.

How’s your grocery bill this week?

How’s that premium?

Did you get to the dentist?

How’s you gas bill?

How’s it feel to win? Just ask Mike Johnson because he won the fucking lottery, didn’t he?

04.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, none of it matters to them. But to some people, that price increase can keep them from their meds or their jobs or a meal.

These guys never worry about things like that.

They have no concept of what it means to be the actual working people they claim are the backbone of America.

04.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

James Talarico reminds Christians how far they have drifted from Christ

Christ didn’t have rules restricting freedomsβ€”that was Paul

Christ didn’t talk about Revelationsβ€”that was John

Christ said love each other

The End

04.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought all those assassination attempts were done by white Christian guys. I don’t recall any reference to Iran in Butler.

04.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not willing to have soldiers die so Jesus can come back because some guy had a drunken dream about Armageddon and some other guys think that all of it is real while they put money in their pockets betting on future actions they already know they’ll take during Fetish Parties at a private club

04.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0