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A military culture where the Secretary say he will ignore “stupid rules of engagement” leads to the US sinking what they likely knew was an unarmed ship, killing more than 80 sailors with 62 others still missing.

Saw the "OMG why are 40 & 50 year old people even ON social media?" post & my first thought was, "What do you think *should* happen, kid? Should we all just do a Logan's Run?" & then I realized this child has never once in their life heard of Logan's Run & I turned to dust & my ghost is typing this.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

came here to post this

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks with reporters. (AP / Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”

Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters 7 (820)

marc is an important voice and the legal successes of his firm have helped keep our democracy afloat. please consider subscribing; it's a great publication.

Joseph Cotten.

A favorite co-star of Orson Welles and one of my favorite "under the radar" actors.

My art.

this is awesome.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Michael Palin and John Cleese in the classic Monty Python dead parrot skit

“Lovely bird the secretary, lovely plumage.”

“The plumage don’t enter into it—she’s finished.”

“Nah she’s retired. Need their beauty rest, the secretary”

“She’s not bleedin’ ‘retired’, she’s fired. Canned. Sacked. Shown the door. She is Noem more. She has ceased to be. This is an ex-secretary.”

I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

Defund the military.

So, does Corey Lewandowski have to hump Markwayne Mullin now?

I'm not judging.

Love is love.

i can't think of anyone in this administration who shouldn't be in jail.

for real.

i have a colleague who i suspect is using ai to achieve an even higher level of narcissistic achievement. i don't know what to do.

sometimes i put treats in my cats bowl between feedings. when i do, i usually sing "treats in the bowl..." to the tune of cypress hill's "hits from the bong..."

Electric Six - Gay Bar Listen to Gay Bar on TIDAL

it was written at the iraq war time, but it's still apropos.

"let's start a war.
start a nuclear war.
at the gay bar..."

Listen to Gay Bar on your streaming service tidal.com/track/499120...

omfg i have zero words. please watch this and agree that this human is, in fact, barely human by any sort of basic measure. this is how my dog probably thinks.

that's almost certainly why i followed you.

they were absolutely incredible. every one of them could have fronted their own band.

jesus i really thought i was the only non-bot that follows that account lol

The Plane That Makes You Fuck (JAV title)