derek

printing this and taping it to a folding chair and smacking anyone that says one vote doesn't matter

this looks like a magazine ad for a video game in 1996

I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal
like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer

Can this be a solution?

tired: harassing athletes for not covering the spread
wired: harassing journalists for not making things up

First look at the Titans new uniforms

ai is for fascists

jim cramer provides a useful service in being wrong about everything. he's the bellwether for what not to do

I had gone to the local ER, expecting a run-of-the-mill gallbladder removal that would have me back at work by Monday. Instead, they shipped me down to the big regional hospital in Fargo, North Dakota, where an MRI showed a gallstone, yes, but also a 9.5-centimeter tumor wrapped tightly around the main bile duct and several major blood vessels in the liver. The gastrointestinal specialist was in the room with my wife and me when the radiology report came back. I watched his face drop and his entire demeanor change as he read through it for the first time. He was an affable guy roughly the same age as me. “We just don’t see this in guys our age,” he said. I was diagnosed with cholangiocarcinoma, or cancer of the bile duct. As far as cancers go, it’s an especially brutal one: The five-year survival rate is around 10 percent, and most people diagnosed with it are dead within a year. That was going to be me. Cholangiocarcinoma is deadly in large part because it is so rare: There are only about 8,000 new cases in the U.S. each year. Cancer treatment advances patient by patient, clinical trial by clinical trial. Each patient is a new data point. When there are few data points, the science advances very slowly. “There are some chemo and radiation therapies that can slow it down a little bit, maybe buy you some extra time, but nothing that can kill it,” the GI doc explained. “The only way to cure it is to cut it out completely, either by surgically resecting the liver or doing a full-on transplant, but by the time most people are showing symptoms, it’s too late for either of those.” “Is it too late for me?” I asked. “I don’t know,” he said.

For Slate, I wrote about what it's like to get a terminal cancer diagnosis when you're 42. slate.com/life/2026/03...

turns out jesus is too jewish for "christians"

wasnt the movie clerks doing this bit back then

always been this way

very old black and white photo of a building with the lettering ED'S ASS WORKS painted on

i needed a laugh so i looked at this picture again

when i was a kid, there was a place called ed's glass works in our town. every once in a while some teens would paint over the G and L and for a few days the sign would read ED'S ASS WORKS and to me that was the funniest thing in the world

It just struck me, I threw a boomerang earlier

great. just great. they made gollum hot. good grief.

i am fucking stoked

(titan up)

if i ever run into the noid, it's on sight for that weird little gremlin

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

it really makes the notion of hitting a fastball even more impressive tbqh

you ever think about how it takes time for light to travel from an object to your eye, time for the data to pass through your optic nerve, time for your brain to construct a perception of what you have sensed, and time for your conscious self to interpret it, so you're only ever seeing the past

yeah, i got a guy for that

so many ads, i forgot what movie i put on

it was the taking of pelham 123, thanks, past me

george, next question

“young sherlock” tile that shows old man colin firth

ngl this dude looks kinda old to me

lmao this owns

"dont bully me, i'll cum"

i cannot imagine how out of pocket the emails you don't put in this column are

got blocked by espn's bill barnwell for replying "bill fartwell" to one of his dumber posts

bluesky really is a sports town