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@1davidj

30 | speedrunning, osrs, league of legends enthusiast | meme addict | software developer | F-Zero GX, X, Kirby Air Ride speedrunner

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Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

21.05.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 1603 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 15

Wtf this is incredible how did I miss this

22.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A canvas panel featuring Kirby on the warp star, with colorful clouds surrounding him

A canvas panel featuring Kirby on the warp star, with colorful clouds surrounding him

Kirby Air Riders (Made with Posca Markers)

#art

07.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah chaos altar definitely, but theres so much else that would need nerf/removal:
black chins (at least the +1 trap),
voidwaker
revs
agility course
rogues chest
zombie pirates

to name a few. and like if they rip out all this content, then the wildy is unacceptably barren. just feels impossible idk

22.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's so frustrating bc like,what can you even do regarding the content balanced around the wilderness, like chaos altar? and every time they buff some wildy content rewards like the agility course being 2m/hr, it takes it further from ever allowing the wildy to be anything different. it's doomed idk

22.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

7 quotes on this tweet but i click to view them and only 3 are visible, i wonder what could possibly be going on

25.01.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I Want to Find the 8 Red Coins but my Bitch Wife Wants to Find 5 Silver Stars

17.01.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

if it's any consolation, the vc is ass and only has like 3 games

15.01.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is there new info about it? i'm interested in going

15.01.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i can't believe this is working

15.01.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3488 πŸ” 1407 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

featured in the key image but not as 1 of the runs to watch in the article is so funny LMFAO

bonus points for the article saying "it would not be a PokΓ©mon game being streamed at GDQ if it didn’t run over the planned time" about the emerald run when your run in the same event didn't go over

15.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
12.01.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 4979 πŸ” 1132 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 3
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11.01.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

Banger

11.01.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 2132 πŸ” 736 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:

09.01.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2805 πŸ” 1013 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME

10.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 468 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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finally a good recommendation

03.01.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

big if trueman

02.01.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about drink less, we can fail that this week

02.01.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.01.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LMFAO

01.01.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Taking the late Hail Mary to try for the naughty list I see

25.12.2025 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This list is crazy we have content for YEARS

25.12.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

24.12.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 1603 πŸ” 641 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 9
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Close enough, welcome back titanic sub

25.12.2025 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›‹οΈπŸ‘΄πŸ“–Twas the night πŸ˜΄πŸŒƒ before ChristmasπŸŽ„πŸŽ, and all through the whorehouseπŸ πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ, The walls were a-shakinβ€™πŸ«¨πŸšοΈπŸ˜ as Santa πŸŽ…blew your back out!πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ†πŸ₯΅β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ
His ballsπŸ₯œ were a-twitchin’πŸ₯΄ and slappin’ your buttπŸ«²πŸ‘πŸ˜±! You squealed like a reindeer πŸ¦ŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ˜©and busted a nut!!πŸ’₯!πŸ’₯πŸ’£πŸ’¦πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«!
There’s one ☝️✨special✨ reason that SantaπŸŽ… came

25.12.2025 03:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The rhyming on this is fucking crazy LMFAO

25.12.2025 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOESβ€ΌοΈπŸ‘…πŸŽ„ Santa Claus is CUMMING πŸ’¦ to town πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸ†and wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈☠ or NICE πŸ˜‡πŸ™this DICKCEMBER πŸ—“ if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😍 this SLUTMAS πŸ‘„πŸŽ„ you better be a GOOD GIRL πŸ‘Ό because SaNTA IS WATCHINGβ€ΌοΈπŸ‘€ send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES

25.12.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0