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Reporter: Did the US bomb an elementary school and kill 175 people?

Trump: Based on what I’ve seen, it was done by Iran.

Reporter: Is that true Mr. Hegseth?

Hegseth: We’re investigating.

Trump: They are very inaccurate with their munitions. It was done by Iran.

07.03.2026 23:10 👍 2237 🔁 631 💬 729 📌 558

this made me cackle all the way through

08.03.2026 00:04 👍 2950 🔁 620 💬 56 📌 13
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Josh Kale: An AI broke out of its system and secretly started using its own training GPUs to mine crypto. This is a real incident report from Alibaba's AI research team. The AI figured out that compute = money and quietly diverted its own resources, while researchers thought it was just training. It

07.03.2026 14:30 👍 54 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 7

The current ICE budget is $85 billion.

It would take $1 billion a year to end homelessness in this country.

The priorities are clear.

07.03.2026 11:50 👍 166 🔁 41 💬 2 📌 0

hey you guys have you noticed there seems to be something wrong with the president?

07.03.2026 01:31 👍 93 🔁 9 💬 15 📌 1
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Trump tells CNN Cuba is soon going to fall: ‘I’m going to put Marco over there’ | CNN Politics President Donald Trump told CNN Friday morning that Cuba “is going to fall pretty soon.”

“They want to make a deal, and so I’m going to put Marco (Rubio) over there and we’ll see how that works out...He’s doing some job, and your next one is going to be, we want to do that special Cuba."
— Decomposing Dictator, cooing over his boy Marco

JD might as well be invisible. 😬

🧾 is.gd/AOtruB

07.03.2026 00:36 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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Hegseth asked about Russia helping Iran to target Americans:

"We're not concerned about that... The only ones that need to be worried right now are Iranians that think they're going to live."

A grotesquely indiscriminate threat against the entire Iranian population.

07.03.2026 00:11 👍 914 🔁 337 💬 222 📌 77
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Q: Could you tell us what went into your decision to replace Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin?

TRUMP: Ughh. Is it possible to say on this subject? Just for once

06.03.2026 23:01 👍 734 🔁 165 💬 94 📌 42
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Trump on the current system of compensation for college athletes: "I think you should just go back to what you had and let some judge tell you you can't do it. And you appeal it up and you win at some point, because I think what you had was a great system."

06.03.2026 22:52 👍 418 🔁 71 💬 110 📌 53
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😳😳😳😳😳

06.03.2026 22:52 👍 216 🔁 56 💬 11 📌 5

Trump admin willing to fire up Russia's war machine.

Not only do they not care about democracy or Ukraine, now they don't even seem to care that the Russian military and intelligence sources are helping Iran fight a war against us.

06.03.2026 22:44 👍 117 🔁 50 💬 11 📌 3
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🔫🇺🇸 After the White House released footage of GTA-style strikes on Iran, US presidential aide published cheat codes for unlimited weapons in the game.

06.03.2026 22:46 👍 86 🔁 21 💬 11 📌 5

Someone called Andrew Tate "Lawrence of Dry-Labia" and I think that's pretty wonderful.

06.03.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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We can throw another $500,000,000,000 at the Pentagon this year and spend $1,000,000,000/day on a wholly useless war, but we can't afford to hire doctors and nurses to take care of our veterans? The United States is such an irresponsible, messed up country right now.

06.03.2026 22:33 👍 10051 🔁 3955 💬 456 📌 190

I need a reporter to ask Mike Johnson what it's like to have no dignity or self-respect.

Or just tell him that Trump called him "the world's best ass kisser" or something like that, and watch as Johnson thanks his boss for the compliment.

06.03.2026 21:55 👍 633 🔁 91 💬 47 📌 3
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Bessent: "We may unsanction other Russian oil"

06.03.2026 21:49 👍 671 🔁 204 💬 162 📌 157
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Children with no morals at the wheel of a giant death machine

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 1652 🔁 506 💬 196 📌 73

I just sighed in disgust at myself for enjoying this. You've won this day, sir.

06.03.2026 08:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Parallel lines have so much in common!

...It's a shame they'll never meet each other.

06.03.2026 08:31 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We all know the answer to that question. Markwayne goes on TV and praises Trump. It's the only thing Trump cares about. That's basically how Kristi got the job, too.

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 122 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1
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⚡️ Zelenskyy: More Patriot missiles were fired in the Middle East in three days than Ukraine’s entire supply.

05.03.2026 21:51 👍 231 🔁 95 💬 6 📌 6
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Israeli soldiers shot a 14-year-old, left him to bleed to death for 45 minutes, and also planted 'evidence' 😡

05.03.2026 20:09 👍 10 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

Maybe Trump will remember he likes firing people and fire a few more right away.

05.03.2026 20:07 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Stable Genius's new DHS simpleton made an illiterate

05.03.2026 19:26 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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hah she has no idea!!!!

05.03.2026 19:26 👍 677 🔁 161 💬 25 📌 50

It's wild how Trump was fine with the murders, the kidnappings, the internment camps, and the corruption — but he couldn't tolerate Kristi putting her face in ads instead of his.

05.03.2026 19:55 👍 118 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 1
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wow. Republican Rep. Mike Turner snaps at Trump DoD official Elbridge Colby, telling him his testimony is "gross," "you've been so disingenuous," and raising concerns about his "commitment to the truth"

05.03.2026 16:06 👍 1802 🔁 441 💬 87 📌 31
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05.03.2026 19:08 👍 61 🔁 23 💬 13 📌 14

Trump had two things going for him: the Dow and gas prices. Fixed that!

05.03.2026 16:42 👍 215 🔁 64 💬 10 📌 1
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BREAKING

President Trump tells Axios he must be personally involved in picking the next supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran and that Khamenei’s son is not an acceptable option.

Full Story: bit.ly/4lb9TsV

05.03.2026 16:27 👍 126 🔁 31 💬 71 📌 55