Well at least it was mercifully short.
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Well at least it was mercifully short.
It’s no longer ‘towards’ fascism. It ‘is’ fascism.
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Their comms are terrible. A parish magazine could do better.
He didn’t realise how many people lent him their votes to Get The Tories Out. And now he doesn’t realise that they’re calling in the loans.
Necessary but not sufficient.
I like your menu better than that of the current Bretwalda. Would you like the job?
And Mandy had already been thrown out of government jobs twice for Extreme Dodginess.
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I get those. Annoying. I also get a wooshy feeling in my head and ears sometimes.
Ah. That explains everything.
Eating only meat will make you pale and constipated, your Regalness. It’s not good for you.
Is it those zigzaggy prismy things?
He’s good at vegetables.
Let them eat vegetables!
Not from the Normans, at any rate. They are still here.
Aww, did you miss me?
You’ve not got any potatoes. I, however, am recently back from the New World.
Only if allegedly laced with strychnine. It might be novichok.
Only if laced with strychnine.
I never reveal my methods! But I got the invading fruitloop to back down. Scared of the Danes, he is.
Only occasionally. This town has got a bit quiet so I went out on some winter marauding. Greenland is a bit brisk this time of year. Nice to be home.
How are his paws even reaching the pedals?
Sorry, did you say something?
Adherence to a Middle Eastern Bronze Age Sky Father Cult.
We cured them of that. They could choose the easy way or the hard way.
If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
And all you want is four drinks coasters and a picture frame but you have to walk around the whole thing like it’s the Pennine Way.
