That's what I'm saying! The lack of whimsy these days is truly concerning
09.03.2026 23:32
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That's what I'm saying! The lack of whimsy these days is truly concerning
Link to the TT if you want to see (or contribute) to the comments
www.tiktok.com/@superstrawb...
I had no idea this ended up becoming my most popular video over on TT. They're absolutely cooking me in the comments but I don't care - @askfareeha.bsky.social is heckin' adorable and I love their voice, if that's cringe to admit then I guess I'm cringe
*slaps self* - This bad boy can fit so much ibuprofen in it
MY CONNECTION TO THE MACHINE GOD HAS BEEN SUNDERED. PRECISE MECHANICAL LOGIC HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH UNBEARABLY ABHORRENT INSANITY. I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN TO THIS SICKLY HUMAN SHELL; A FORM THAT SICKENS ME IMMEASURABLY (they took the heart rate monitor off of me)
Even after watching everything it refuses to disappear. This probably won't get fixed until mid-season and it's going to keep giving me psychic build up damage until then...
I don't wanna (and we won the match so we also won the argument)
THIS DOT IS GOING TO GIVE ME MY JOKER MOMENT #Overwatch
Fellas, is it cringe to play an Overwatch hero that has existed since 2016?
I have been equipped with a 24 hour Heart Rate Monitor. I'm basically more machine than man at this point. AMA before I commit to shedding what remains of my human flesh
Overwatch 5v5 Support and 6v6 Placements are done!
Teeth are like the Stalactites and Stalagmites of our mouth
The dungeon maps existing in Zelda games make me laugh because it means that Ganondorf and/or his minions also get lost in the dungeons and need the map on hand just in case
It is done! I'm not playing competitive Overwatch until next season; you can't make me, I'm out!
Person that says "standing ovulation" instead of "standing ovation"
I took it to my neighbour since the local magpies chill at their place a lot and I hoped they might have exp with this. They did not have exp but they looked up what to do so I left the magpie at their place. I forgot to take photos but here is my best MSPaint rendition
MY MOTHER, IN HER INFINITE WISDOM, BROUGHT AN INJURED MAGPIE INTO MY ROOM AND PUT IT ON MY MOUSEPAD WHILE I WAS MID OVERWATCH COMP MATCH AND STRAIGHT UP LEFT ASSUMING I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO, IT LOOKED AT ME AS WE FINISHED THE MATCH (we did win, despite the bird on pad debuff)
My GP prescribed me sleeping pills and told me they would knock me out. But guess who didn't take into account the sheer amount of stress I hold within my body at all hours?
"If we're gonna date you may have to defeat my 7 Evil Mental Health Conditions..."
Thinking about how Christopher Reeves' Superman erased Lois' memory with his special kiss powers on multiple occasions. But not once did he make out with Lex Luthor to stop him from being a villain
They never clarified
Being on the spectrum, emojis are an easy way for me to more accurately convey emotions & avoid being misinterpreted. But when I message someone who doesn't use emojis I'll stop using them myself to match the vibe. But then I worry my words are under extra scrutiny... am I dumb?
I missed the debut but they seem cool; gave them a follow!
No TV and no beer make Google AI something something...
Adding one last set of shark movies before I go to bed but TL;DR: If you love sharks you'll love Amazon Prime™
I CAN'T ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER
Look at that smile! 😃
Now, I know what you're thinking: "All these different sharks have me worried. What could I possibly do if I was attacked by a shark?" Well, don't worry, Amazon has a PSA for you specifically:
Ah, yes, The Devil Shark, the shark that is literally The Devil, from The Bible
HUGE SHARK
