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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

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hey bsky, help us get the fuck out of here- tired of living in florida and me and the husband need money to get out of here. thanks

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It's been 20 years since people thought it was funny to put Scatman music in SM64 YouTube videos. To celebrate, I've made a #sm64coopdx mod where you can now bappa bada boop as Scatman himself as 2006 kids did.

Get it here:
mods.sm64coopdx.com/mods/cs-scat...

#scatman #supermario64

@googie.blog googie.ball

day five of Nancy

Strong Bad (fan) Email: 001 – Pride Month

[Full Zine in Thread]

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

“A screenshot of a news article from The Times website. The headline reads: ‘Children taking DIY cross-sex hormones before going to gender clinics.’ The subheadline states: ‘Hundreds of young trans people are buying puberty blockers, oestrogen and testosterone without prescription from websites and even recreational drug dealers.’ The page header includes navigation links, a log-in button, and a ‘Start trial’ button.”

What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

FELLOW BLUESKY USERS: this user is insane and fucked up.

L dogshit tier list dr pepper is s

1st panel: A dismal, awkwardly warmly lit hotel / convention center panel room like what you would see in the 90s or 2000s. A pink rabbit fursuiter holding a build-a-bear wolf, having waited in the corner, waves to an approaching blueberry wolf fursuiter. They both call out their usernames, "Blueberry Bella" and "KidfurKiki87" 2nd panel: Out of suit, the two are cuddled together on the couch in quilts and blankets. The build-a-bear wolf is resting against the build-a-bear bunny. Bella is holding Kiki, their fursuit heads on the dresser in the background. Behind the fursuit head, a "Days until Kiki's home: 0!" Lanyards of past conventions and their years are on a corkboard. --- Original art piece idea by @mIdrux on Twitter, but I and others were disappointed they drew it with mean-spirited intentions.. even calling the kidfur character a "diddyblud" (yes. verbatim) and getting wrapped up in "proship discourse." I thought the message was too human to let it be diluted + overshadowed by typical online whataboutisms and wanted to redo + reclaim it with more touches of the furry fandom, esp being a furry myself. It's love. For some, the love of your life is in the corner of a boring furcon panel room -- even if they don't have the same "interests," it's care that bridges the gap.

weird people fall in love with each other all the time

But remember as you don't even do the smallest thing to stand up for democracy and reject a transphobic white nationalist... your engagement?

It's all real... no bots... no fake accounts... no russians.

You are special.

he's been editing for alpharad last i saw, fittingly he edited a big subspace emissary supercut a few weeks ago

perfect casting

{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

thank you for your service o7

@ultimalocked.bsky.social is a nessie hater

S: Sakura, Nessie A: Dorothy, Mother Goose B: Lillith, Sweeney Todd C: Oliver Twist, Lancelot Piglet Tier: Piglet

day two royalty free-for-all tier list :)

exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr: Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

Black Card: I am become _____, destroyer of _____! Barry: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez + The government (you wish) Omni: Lots of therapy + The past Lati: Duke Nukem + Making out and stuff. Slime (Winner): Big Chungus (Player Card) + Waluigi

they should make cards against humanity but only the furry decks

When will graphics get better than this

office content / ironworks content

#1080pcontent / #characontent:nya / #characontent:boss / #characontent:adrian

i have now seen some of the yard and i have gathered that there is a correlation between being uncut and playing floaties

David @graey_alien New Gamer Salute i just cam e up with Gamer 1: Game in Courage Gamer 2: As True Gamers Dare Both in Unison: May We Game Forever 4:33 PM • 2017-11-11