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Librarian. I love Warhammer but I'm trying not to be annoying about it He/him

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Even aside from the personalities involved...I liked Whedon's style when he was one guy making cult-hit syndicated TV shows, I fucking hate it after it was the dominant writing style in Hollywood for like 10 years.

06.03.2026 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ciaran Hinds in the Terror

Ciaran Hinds in the Terror

28.02.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those Who Walk Away From Bouillabaisse

13.02.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK! SHIT!

10.02.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that he keeps talking about "avoiding refugees", as if that's not exactly what he will be in this scenario he's imagined.

05.02.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you'll want to seriously reconsider this comparison you just made

27.01.2026 08:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No it's OK - many of my friends are of the inferior races

14.01.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be so funny if he did it again

07.01.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah let's get this clown harpooned

06.01.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The nominal fee you pay to support libraries is your taxes. Fines are not only unethical and counter-productive, but they're too inconsistent and unreliable to be healthy for a budget

04.01.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It literally doesn't matter if people bring things back a few days late every now and then.

04.01.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then come back in a month, apologetic and embarrassed, and have a bunch of charges racked up. Their experience of using the library is negative, to their mind now it's more trouble than it's worth. Both the experience of librarians and the data shows that almost everyone follows the rules.

04.01.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing is that the majority of fines aren't people who borrow a book and keep it forever - even libraries without fines usually charge for lost/damaged books - they come from people who borrow 20 picture books for their kids, lose track of the due date because it's the last thing on their mind 1/

04.01.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goodnight, and remember: library late fees suck. they simply discourage library use. you should be glad if your library abolished them, and if it hasnโ€™t, you should tell them it should. ๐Ÿ“š

03.01.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1058 ๐Ÿ” 119 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Librarian here! I don't care about any of that shit

04.01.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Der Hobbit"?! What the hell is that???

23.12.2025 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers

Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers

22.12.2025 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ephialtes of Trachis - Wikipedia

Even worse - he was a real guy, but wasn't really disabled! Frank Miller made him disabled for the story!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialt...

19.12.2025 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the monologue from the fascist dictator in V for Vendetta who wants to fuck the computer

11.12.2025 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like this thing does not have a handle on slapstick violence. That lady getting yanked off-screen by the tram is about to fucking die lmao

09.12.2025 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who can remember a time before Netflix will have a dozen or so movies they've seen 10+ times because they had it on DVD or video. They might not even be movies they particularly like.

08.12.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's making eye-contact with himself in the mirror like Patrick Bateman

28.11.2025 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I'm years late on this but that Interview with the Vampire show is really fuckin something

28.11.2025 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my God??

28.11.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now to take a big swig of spiced beer and read this missive from my spymaster

25.11.2025 10:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DAMN IT

25.11.2025 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout-out to Crusader Kings for always using "demesne" instead of "domain"

25.11.2025 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only 90s kids will remember this

24.11.2025 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Chinatown wgah'nagl fhtagn

23.11.2025 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like books and I like helping people for free

23.11.2025 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0