ZOOTED COMIX

bugs have so many legs and no feet

oh i ate it all can't let food go to waste

stealing is cool you should steal stuff at every opportunity

she wants to be him so bad

it's the strangest thing every time i put my phone on shuffle it plays Steely Dan's Gaucho in track order

chipotle mixed up my order and this person got cheese, sour cream, AND queso. no respect for the delicate role dairy plays in the burrito bowl flavor profile. we used to be a proper country

Beowulf might be the sickest name of all human history

why are pregnant women so sexy

Dungeons & Dragons has officially become mainstream and therefore lame

Seth MacFarlane's obsession with Tom Brady feels performative

the desert is a beautiful place

one time i brought my laptop into work and played Civilization VI at my desk all day and nobody noticed

~ new comic tuesday ~

never has war been this stupid

nobody can depression-eat more cereal than me. especially not that HACK charlie brown

who are you, my girlfriend?

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera

the newest episode of Starfleet Academy

it's beautiful

mine was not very loving or emotional and im still having a hard time lol

today was rough

it's crazy how much middle class white guys love paying taxes

i have an engineering degree lol

i think this administration's sudden obsession with whole milk is the clearest indicator so far that they're a bunch of deranged freaks

god gives his longest marches to his soldiers with the flattest feet