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My fav wackadoodle argument from this one is Clarence Thomas saying Trump should be able to levy taxes like this bc in ye olde england the king could levy taxes. Doesn’t stop at all to think about why that’s problematic. Amazing stuff, 10/10, no notes

10.03.2026 22:16 👍 858 🔁 94 💬 19 📌 1
All robot & computers must shut the hell up
To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to
and I will NEVER speak to you
I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

08.03.2026 16:16 👍 699 🔁 174 💬 1 📌 6
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What I picture it's like for a woman going on a first date in 2026

08.03.2026 16:03 👍 623 🔁 118 💬 21 📌 31
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Joe Rogan calls trans people "f**king perverts" & blames them for school shootings - LGBTQ Nation He's the world's most popular podcaster.

Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise?

He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist.

There is a reason you hold the line at sports.

06.03.2026 19:04 👍 1556 🔁 408 💬 43 📌 58

Because Maine is 95% white so the voters don’t really give a shit

05.03.2026 22:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 20:23 👍 948 🔁 218 💬 22 📌 30

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

04.03.2026 20:50 👍 7214 🔁 2618 💬 20 📌 36
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new type of weirdo just dropped

03.03.2026 04:33 👍 287 🔁 17 💬 9 📌 0

University of Arizona hands down.

01.03.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the same reason I get mad at the Dems constantly insisting every shitty thing Trump does is a distraction from the last shitty thing Trump did. Buddy, I’ve got nothing but time and rage, I can be mad at all of it AND at you, too.

01.03.2026 03:40 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

if you ever called donald trump the “peace candidate” or expressed a similar sentiment, please have the decency to delete your account and go away and let smarter people discuss politics

28.02.2026 13:36 👍 1691 🔁 248 💬 23 📌 6
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I dunno, even at my most cynical, do not think I could’ve predicted how stupid and cruel this country would become

28.02.2026 16:13 👍 697 🔁 73 💬 14 📌 5

A masterpiece and three other movies that are alright I guess but don’t have Brian Benben fighting aliens with Dolph Lundgren

27.02.2026 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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In 2024 Rufo offered $5000 to anyone who could prove Haitian migrants were eating pets.

Then he turns around and wonders why the brains of so many people on the right have melted into conspiracy slop

24.02.2026 13:52 👍 2511 🔁 337 💬 47 📌 21

There is simply no good reason to trust these opaque organisations that represent mainstream science. Have you considered trusting a relentlessly unpleasant and disingenuous guy with a substack instead?

24.02.2026 14:15 👍 515 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 0

You should not come to the World Cup

21.02.2026 13:00 👍 64 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Ain’t nothin to hear out brother them fairies are peak

21.02.2026 02:53 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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19.02.2026 13:31 👍 19924 🔁 3863 💬 143 📌 85

A lot of discussion about faith and politics, and as someone who regularly attends church but am not quite sure what I actually believe, my general feeling is that Democrats need leaders who can articulate their moral clarity about why they’re running and where this country needs to go.

18.02.2026 16:16 👍 333 🔁 35 💬 14 📌 3

one reset I'd personally appreciate: behind the insistence that we must offer the electorate a little bigotry is the idea that commoners are more bigoted than the richer and more educated, who can be appealed to with high minded policy. but then you Ctrl+F "phrenology" in the Epstein files

18.02.2026 13:19 👍 3321 🔁 753 💬 42 📌 37

“The public is aligned with” shut up. Shut the fuck up. Never speak again. If I want the public’s opinion I’ll give it to them

17.02.2026 20:38 👍 101 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.

16.02.2026 11:47 👍 6909 🔁 2278 💬 107 📌 43

“Are you a good enough person to vote for a very bad person?” does seem to put the onus in the wrong place

16.02.2026 02:14 👍 469 🔁 74 💬 7 📌 0

Mine is undeniably Nate Ruess from Fun. BUT I’d be remiss to not to Remember Some Guys like longtime reliever Bob Howry and one time home run champ Khris Davis.

12.02.2026 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if McCarthyism but even dumber

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12.02.2026 15:46 👍 1173 🔁 170 💬 37 📌 3

really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement

12.02.2026 16:29 👍 4964 🔁 890 💬 118 📌 54

As many are noting, this is not true! On Amtrak back in August, I was opening my wallet to show a conductor my driver's license without thinking, and he said “I don’t need your ID, sweetheart. I ain’t the police.” Then we both laughed.

11.02.2026 15:12 👍 274 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 1

Probably an inflated number anyway (ahem, "suspected") but this is precisely the result guaranteed by Stephen Miller's quotas. Finding gang members / terrorists is hard, and there aren't many.

But grabbing green card holders & asylum seekers at court hearings & schools is super easy.

10.02.2026 20:13 👍 689 🔁 170 💬 10 📌 2