Dr. Butt Lasers

Oh wow, a prequel, what an enterprising concept

A retro dialogue box from Star Trek V saying: DIVERSITY IS THE FUEL THAT DRIVES THE FEDERATION. SUPPORT TRANS LIVES.

#TransRights

Five bucks per spice and the flavour is yours

Got hit with an existential crisis halfway through my first full SG-1 marathon.

Mr. X but he's lead brass in a Ska band. (Compliment)

I don’t care about the time change bc im always fuckin exhausted

I would follow that flag into battle

Come on now, be serious. At least say Lower Decks if you're gonna do this.

I was excited for this one, too, because I could just take the Clipper over 😭

In TNG, Chief O'Brien gets married!

In DS9 Chief O'Brien watches himself die... Twice.

In TNG the child character gets a valuable lesson in telling the truth after a tragic accident!

In DS9 the child character grows up sad, divorced, reclusive, and then kills himself after a tragic accident. 😭

In TNG when a character lives 25 years in an hour he gets to enjoy a family and learn to play the flute.

In DS9 when a character lives 25 years in an hour he yells at his kids and tries to kill himself.

My Quick Review of Resident Evil: Requiem

Great if you like some scaries and gross!

Terrible if you hate Getting Three Things.

This game has SO MUCH Getting Three Things.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

Title screen from the TV show 'Twin Peaks', except the title has been replaced with 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'.

wholesome games being more and more wholesome feels like we accidentally optimized ourselves into purity culture too

worlds where housework, gardening, and getting married are the expectation and no one is allowed to be problematic

I love “cozy games” on an individual level but “cozy” used to include replaying resident evil 2 for the 5th time

now as a genre it’s starting to feel like it is locking people into aesthetic tradwife boot camp

Mark Carney please keep us outta this.

I don’t wanna be at war with anybody except certain members of my family. Sally if you’re reading this I mean you.

i already established this

I caved

Dudes rock

I ride a motorcycle to work most days.

When I checked today's weather yesterday afternoon it said No Rain.

When I checked today's the weather before bed it said Light Rain.

Neither was true!

it bears restating, trans rights are human rights.

anyone trying to deny the rights of their fellow human beings to exist as their true selves, of any variety, should fix their fucking hearts.

I've been where you are and I hope you find that happiness and peace back home. Sorry to hear about the breakup, Trash.

I remember you being so happy when she appeared and still had the laminate plastic film on her chair consoles 😭😂

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, “Sure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it” Panel 2: Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says “Listen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…” Panel 3: Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues “Is BAD?” Panel 4: The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go “WHUAAA??”

Hey you should find that person and hit them with a shovel.