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39. Black. Tired, angry and queer. Talk that crazy shit to somebody else. Scott Dixon enjoyer. Child educator + head amputator. Best taste in games you have ever seen. He/him/Bruh. MDNI Do not follow me for aid purposes please, I am burnt tf out

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Post thread by @why.bsky.team:

1. Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA

2. I left it outside in the sun and when I went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone

3. Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went.

I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?

Post thread by @why.bsky.team: 1. Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA 2. I left it outside in the sun and when I went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone 3. Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went. I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?

The now deleted thread:

07.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck.

ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m.

ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.

07.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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#FREELUD UPDATES:
- Lawyer calling for a bond hearing in MA that must occur within 10 days.
- Lud remains at risk, even if he is released. Deportation hearing in May.
- HOW TO HELP: Continued donations, sharing articles on Lud’s story, and/or calling your reps if you live in MA.

07.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1321 πŸ” 671 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

The Exotic redemption arc continues because the NIKKE writers have started staring at the walls of the corner they wrote themselves into again

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go ahead and look up The Satanic Verses, things got...messy to say the least

06.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Salman Rushdie didn't catch the wild buck 50 for you to be talking out your ass like this

06.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Dorsey is an obnoxious woo woo class enemy but I appreciate how honest he tends to be. there's no passive aggression with that guy. when he saw that this wasn't going to be some weird spot for blockchain doofuses he bounced and said "I'm gonna focus on my platform for blockchain doofuses"

06.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Something grand like the B5 episode No Surrender,No Retreat can happen again if we just give some crazy mother fuckers a shoestring budget and actors willing to go ham in roles.

This episode might be the best space battle ever done on TV or even in film and it was done on FUCKING B5.

06.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah the batting average was terrible but that's just perfect when it's on in the background. Honestly that's mostly what I want outta TV anymore

06.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would watch a new Earth Final Conflict so fucking hard

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oc Couple CMSN

05.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't get the prince pregnant

05.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry destiny has already decided for me he's getting 108 nuts

05.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They tryna cover up the tattoo

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm not owned, I'm not owned"

05.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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OMG I NEED HIM

05.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only one of them niggas I respect is ol boy that started with me at the old building, he came to me with integrity apologized and gave me my props and if a got a problem he will absolutely try his best to alleviate it. You know, like a fucking manager is supposed to. Rest of them niggas is hoes

05.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My team has finished staging 15-20 minutes earlier than the other lines every single day since I got moved there but you wanna worry about what the fuck I'm doing at the end of day, suck my dick from the back

05.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This after being bothered by another manager earlier telling me to turn down my speaker (which we are allowed to have) because a podcast was "more distracting than music" yeah maybe for your mashed potato brain lame ass nigga speak for yourself

05.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...in addition to asking people to VTO themselves every day. This entire operation is so embarrassing, I'd rather put up with temp agency bullshit than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be man

05.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the out-of-state people watchers decided to zero in on me because it doesn't take me 5 minutes to stage a single u-boat and I carry my tumbler around at the end of the day I'm just about at my limit with this fucking job. They're already cutting our hours again as of next week

05.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

vote blue no matter who at work. Some fucking spook setting policy on behalf of Israel. no functional opposition on foreign policy at all.

05.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Close to 650 federal agents remain in Minnesota weeks after border czar announced end of operation There are still more than quadruple the 150 agents Tom Homan said there would be in the state by the end of last week.

They’re still lying to us.

www.startribune.com/close-to-650...

05.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2022 πŸ” 885 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 28

He demanded that she send him nude pictures and bullied her into a relationship. This is called sexual harassment. It was not β€œan affair”. RESIGN NOW.

05.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2674 πŸ” 667 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 14
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β€˜He's my home': Maryland gamer detained, faces deportation to Cameroon A Prince George’s County man is facing deportation to Cameroon. Ludovic Mbock’s loved ones and friends say he’s been in custody for two weeks. According to Mbock’s attorney, he was detained by Immigra...

A Prince George’s County man who loved ones say created a life working in the DMV while competing in and winning multiple regional gaming championships is facing deportation to Cameroon.

04.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7
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Putting the tank in tank top

05.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 757 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Love a good buff in the patch notes

04.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the first time, we now know how many Black-owned bookstores exist in the U.S. The National Association of Black Bookstores has released the β€œfirst comprehensive national report” on the state of America’s Black-owned bookstores.

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States β€” until now

04.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 2439 πŸ” 1062 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 76