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Someone on Twitter ordered the Merlot. So here I am.

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So Trump was right. Affordability is a hoax.

06.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's abysmal jobs report is a reminder that tax cuts for corporations and the rich don’t create jobs or grow the economy.

What's required is investment in working people β€” and better wages.

When workers have money to spend, the economy grows and businesses create more jobs.

Remember this.

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2989 πŸ” 1099 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 59
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Rep. Carlos Gimenez on 6 Americans troops killed: "Outside of that, those are pretty light casualties"

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 237 πŸ“Œ 91

Incorrect.

This is a photo of Doug and Lecce pitching Toronto to host Buffalo's 2027 Hotdog Eating Championship.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

White House insider says US considering renaming US Department of War - 'Department of Things Resembling A War But It Is Definitely Not a War.'

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

I never heard malignant narcissism and onset dementia referred to as "incredible strategic alternatives."

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You guys still have your Tuesday evening meetings at the Rivoli? I really miss those.

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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*waves fist at Trudeau*

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's time Doug just finally renames the province 'Toronto.'

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ford went on to say, "...and the CN Tower could easily be turned into a a really cool rocket ship!"

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

And they’ll all use the highway tunnel no one asked for to get there.

05.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once Doug builds the private spa no one asked for, I’m sure people will be keen to book conventions at the new convention centre no one asked for.

05.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 1

Kristi Noem says she is excited to buy a whole new wardrobe of official costumes for her new role as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas and looks forward to hiring other Marvel comic characters as support staff.

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Incorrect.

This is a photo of you regaling Danielle with the story of that time you played your didgeridoo at the Calgary Flames season opener.

05.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullins, says his first order of business as head of Homeland Security is to replace all the bedding on the waterbed on the Department jet.

05.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Smith goes on to say she will also remain steadfast in her commitment to medical science and liberal arts education.

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 21852 πŸ” 4832 πŸ’¬ 735 πŸ“Œ 394

Kash Patel is busy today praying he doesn’t get Noem’d since he needs the FBI jet to get to Coachella next month.

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Yes, I would like to exchange terrible for awful, please.

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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CNN put together a video illustrating that while Trump regime officials keep describing the Iran strikes as a "war," Republican members of Congress are using all sorts of euphemisms

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2390 πŸ” 835 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 57

26 minutes. The New Pierre lasted 26 minutes.
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05.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
05.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

This is what weak and insecure people think confidence looks like: buffoonish bluster and swagger, like a 12-year-old bully. It doesnβ€˜t inspire trust or security. It inspires grave concern for the lives of the people serving our nation whose fate is in the hands of these overcompensating oafs.

04.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3365 πŸ” 754 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 24

She's always been passionate about me that way.

04.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How dare the media report about dead American soldiers?!

04.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 450 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard the devilled eggs at the wake were divine.

04.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi and Kash Patel will be looking into right after they're done investigating the Clintons and UFOs.

04.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Asked AI to tell me about myself and it reported back fairly accurately; however, I was saddened to learn of my death back in 2024.

04.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely.

03.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We haven't started yet but we're already five years ahead of schedule, folks!

03.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2