@fabianzibb
A kobold on the Internet! I draw the comic Trapfinders! I’m also Roscoe the shepherd’s dad! Official writer of Kobold Facts (Mon-Sat) The comic - Www.trapfinders.com The channel - Www.twitch.tv/FabianZibb The Discord - https://discord.gg/YBm2eahMve
Kobold facts: kobold hatchlings will instinctively run to their dragon for protection in times of trouble. This is flattering to dragons, who always put on a great show with breath weapons, wing flaps and stomping around. Once calm, the hatchlings each get a cookie and a pat on the head.
So spilling your drink in space is much more of a Big Deal than on the ground, as it turns out.
Let’s draw while we dry up
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Kobold facts: 86.5% of kobolds know at least some Gnomish, but it’s usually just enough to do all the swears and slurs.
Kobold facts: kobolds were almost an excellent fit for NASA during the space shuttle years; hardworking, lightweight and technically-minded.
The only downside was the language barrier, as ‘yip’ can mean anything from “all systems go” to “we are being boarded by space pirates.”
Oh my good god, it’s this bloody system again. This universe loops like a big dumb pac man machine.
Drawing soon
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Aarrgh I didn’t buy a battery for my shields heeeelp
It’s Worms before Worms was Worms, and the weapons you buy between matches are awesome and the whole thing is the most MS-DOS thing you’ve ever seen.
It’s a great game! Funky Bombs for the win!… and also the self-destruction sometimes!
I would really love to fire up Scorched Earth and play hot seat with like six other people crowded around a crt monitor
Kobold facts: stepping back and leaving a kobold to their own devices from time to time is recommended, since their devices are usually deadly, deadly traps.
Can Lute be my favorite character? Yes. Are they all my favorite character? Also yes.
Oh no it’s the sequel, Furminator 2: Grooming Day
Duh-duh, duh, duh-duh (meow hiss)
Duh-duh, duh, duh-duh (bark/whine)
@fieldexplores.bsky.social ‘s excellent comic Gator Days is one of my favorites. I’ve not known Gustopher long, but if anything happened to him there is no end to the destruction I would wreak. August is a sweetie too so samesies.
Can we just go back to this form factor?! Look how badass this thing is. It’s the cpu version of an 80’s boombox.
My whole computer in a keyboard - perfect, full stop, no ridiculous cases or RGB, give me a cyberdeck, baybeeee
If you missed a stream or wanna see something I did a long time ago, fear not! Long stored in cryogenic slumber, my streams-of-the-past have awoken and are accessible via this hyperionic space-link:
youtube.com/@trapfinders...
SHHHHHH not so looooud
Kobold facts: kobolds were key in dissuading dragons from hoarding paper monies and focusing instead on coins; this was of course to sidestep the arduous ironing of individual bills after the dragon had rolled around in them and creased them all up.
Wizards and wavelengths, crossbows and guns
From far past the rim
Something Zibby this Way Comes
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Kobold facts: kobolds love the original NES from ‘86. While not great at the games themselves, they nonetheless find it to be an engineering marvel that blowing on the cartridge’s contacts can fix it; using this technique on malfunctioning traps has led to several accidents and misfires.
Trapfinders chapter 6, page 19: You Don't Think
Anna puts it all out there, Whisper fumbles.
https://www.trapfinders.com/comic/you-dont-think/
Hello #kobolds and non-kobolds! Just narrowly avoided colliding with a negative-universe version of myself coming out of some weird portal! Now I just have to figure out why everyone is so evil and twisted—uh oh.
In the meantime let’s draw
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Kobold facts: kobolds have altered the definition of ‘shiny’ throughout the years to match their dragons’ likes and desires; old books, records, stamps, commemorative Andy Griffith plates, authentic samurai swords - anything from the Home Shopping Network works in a pinch, really.
Brings me back to the funnies in the paper! Check out Damian Foxx and vote for the Ursa Majors!
live kobold reaction
Skeletor, the skull-faced blue-skinned sorcerer scourge of Eternia—who also happens to be severely dragon-coded—wields his Havoc Staff while looking left and being awesome. Heheheheheheheeee!
Kobold facts: kobolds provided assistance with dialogue for Skeletor in Filmation’s ‘He-Man and the Masters of the Universe’ using real conversations with dracolich masters over the years. Rest assured that Skeletor’s iconic lines were once rasped by skeletal dragons eons ago, you boob!
Woah! Lookout! The goofs and gaffs are everywhere, like a looming asteroid field of calamitous hilarity! Also I’m trying to draw up here
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Also: voted!
Congratulations! It’s well-earned!
It has another name amongst the tallfolk; ‘Shin-ingami’
🥁🥁!
There’s so much gristle to the average gnome, thank Tiamat we can still get our nutrients!