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Mookie B. Blaylock

@thecomedyk

The Chevy Chase of Bethesda Never wrong. Just early.

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We will call him Junior. Indiana was the dog’s name.

11.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They keep releasing garbanzo beers earlier and earlier each year. It’s March!

11.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all don’t know the difference between worse and worst and it shows.

11.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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09.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Commandants:

09.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Ok so the Giants are Likely out

09.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do believe the deal includes a year in NY to maximize paparazzi involvement.

09.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

There have been several alt-right conversations though.

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dolphins, right?

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a religion of peace

04.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#ButMuhProfits!

03.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Newest #Commanders draft. #httr #httc

02.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best time to get off of Facebook was 15 years ago. The second best time is now.

01.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively:

28.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here are the most obvious alternate uniforms that haven’t been made yet. #Wizards #NBA who wants to sell some merch?

28.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26307 πŸ” 8896 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 333

Prediction: #Wizards drop in the lottery and take Caleb Wilson.

27.02.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is Barry Badrinath?

27.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MC Skat Kat had his own album???

26.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sentry basement water pumps: why are they manufactured so that if the ghost of a kitten breathes on it, the power cable falls out and the screeching alarm goes off?

26.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you’ve known her as long as I have, you call her Deborah Downer’s Grove, IL.

25.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No one’s really going to be free until nerd persecution ends.

25.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: you heard it here first. NYG

24.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The refs won tonight. We’ll be back.

22.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The solution to tanking is that the draft order for the lottery shall be in inverse order of the last time each team had a 50 win season. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

20.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Movie pitch. Two words: Matt Foley origin story

19.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The arc of the podcast universe is long, but it bends toward alt-right grift.

17.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wizards legend

13.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With all this fake outrage over tanking, the house of Saud or PE bros must be really upset that the NBA isn’t wringing every possible penny out of fans.

13.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0