Spending my weekend combining different kinks π€€
Object status: Standby
Wetsuit Wednesday π
Happy Birthday! π
Woof! π€ππΎ
Woof~! πΎ (May I join?)
Wetsuit Wednesday π
Drone Vision System v1.3.7
Hardware: Lens Array (F/1.4), Resolution (High), Gain Control (Automatic), Housing (Rubberized Shell)
STATUS: Video Link [ONLINE] | Target Acquisition [READY] | Thermal Imaging [STANDBY] | Lens Heater [STANDBY]
Vision subsystem is now operational
Old picture of me after having been well used outside
Freshly showered gear pup πΎπ¦
So... the cake is a lie? π₯Ί
The Weighted Companion Drone is not equipped with a digestive system. Attempting to feed it cake may result in disappointment, electrocution, or possibly death.
The drone is well trained...even if the chain is not attached anywhere, it will not run away. It may remember allready the consequences of run away.
Yet, too dumb to operate it on its own, it patiently sat and waited for an unsuspecting victim to pounce on and beg for head pats from.
Showing some signs of intelligence, it had located a shower possibly aware that it could produce artificial rain, and thereby reproduce the wet and humid environment it prefers.
Hidden within the folds of a Viking drysuit, just beneath the leather cuffs, lies a peculiar and rare species known to gearheads as the gear pup. This particular specimen, however, had found its way indoors.
π₯ΊπΎ
Woof~! β¨πΎ
The DOGgerbank pup looks like he might be up to something. I wonder what it might be. π€
The Dronification Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Drone will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
Powering up. Boot sequence initiated. Standing by.
Containment has been breached. All vital components are being forcibly reseated.
Output port malfunction. Attempting emergency jump start.
$ cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT1/status
Charging
$ cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT1/health
Over voltage
Drone version 1.0.0 (rubgear@localhost) (Gas mask (S10), Drysuit (Viking PRO), Catsuit (Regulation)) RubOS Sat Oct 25 12:53:21 UTC 2025
Kernel command line: init=/boot/init gear=borrowed gloves=on cuffs=on lenses=blackout filter=on layers=2
Secure boot enabled
droneboot: DRONE 1 is now online
Got to wear some DOGgerbank rainwear
Can never have enough layers on at the same time π€€
Did you get a lot of water in your gas mask? Yes!
Was it fun? Yes!
Would you do it again? Yes!