Joe Rapp

You truly don’t hate these people enough.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

Y’all, Minnesota continues to be Minnesota no matter what these fucks do or say. We’re a state with people that literally grew up strapping blades to their feet to keep us standing up on ice. That’s what we’re doing now, standing up. Fuck ‘em.

Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.

My only regret is not being taller.

The White House’s game of truth or dare is pretty neat… Never Ever A Truth.

{{FAAARRRTTTT}}

I’m pretty good at farting though.

I am absolutely worse at small talk since the pandemic. Maybe that’s fine as most people find small talk tedious, but it’s the world we live in. What are your go-to small talk questions?

Wow, 18 year old me really thought I’d be rich and at least semi-famous by now.
What an idiot.

Remember that dumpster that was on fire a few years ago? Looks like it’s on fire again.

We’re here too. Time to grill us about improv.

The word fuck stylized in bubble-like lettering over a light blue background.

So, we all realize it’s too late at this point, right? He’s already been elected. A judge discharged his sentence. The rich support him. He’ll take credit for for whatever he pleases.

He sucks, but remote is broken, so we have to just watch this.

Another day of doing multiple things at once with a constant worry that they are all equally important and everyone is anxiously waiting on me to finish.

Everyone: the what?

I feel like I really need another hobby that I love but fucking obliterates my bank account.

I now feel less alone in the world.

I like Grape-Nuts cereal. I said what I said.

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