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They glow in the dark too! I get so much serotonin from looking at these

Light purple manicure with duck drawings on each nail, one nail has even illustrated a ducks butthole while the duck is diving head down into water

Posting here for the first time in the long time to show you my nails and say HONK 🪿

I thought I did but I realize now I did not 😅 but my question was about corporate approvals (like if my ciso didn’t approve of me submitting for the con and I had to rescind would I burn bridge forever? 😭) but my ciso approved of me submitting for CFP so fingers crossed they like it 🤞

Le sent :)

So what I wanna ask I don’t wanna ask on public forum. Since you’re not on Twitter anymore, how can I DM you? 💖

@cillic.bsky.social I has a question for you about blue team con if you has time :)

A friend of mine once described voting for President as "choosing who you'd rather organize against."

New hair, new PFP 💇‍♀️

Just submitted my BSidesDFW talk topic so fingers crossed they pick me 🤞

Plus I was all over the dang place mentally this year goonin for the first time officially so I am sorry we couldn’t meet up 😭 but our paths will cross soon I am sure! 💖

I’ve been here for a bit just not posting much but melon husk is making the other place worse day by day

Crossposting this amazing interaction from @gradybooch.bsky.social

Brace yourselves, I have had just the right mix of coffee and vyvanse I’m trying to go inbox 0

Why did I let my brother borrow my Nintendo switch and now lives out of state???

It’s too early to buy him his own for his birthday but I wanna play Zelda 😭

Are you using a machine for this???!

Ass and titties

Business idea:

I make an Only Fans, but the whole feed is just me pulling weeds in my yard and showing you the tap root.

I’m so pale that one and a half hours of afternoon sun gave me a farmers tan 😭

My dad unionized the ocala fl paramedics and called it local 621

So local “f-u” since the numbers represented the numbers in the alphabet.

Threads are a bit weird here so sorry for the way this will weirdly flow across your timeline. Mental health professional member of CTJBGC here, and we need to have a talk about “mental illness” in the context of Jordan Neely. So here’s a 🧵

I’ve got bad news for ya bud, then you must have maxed out your stats

!!!!!!! Yes

Wee wee

Spent the last few days in Austin, being forced to pay $50 a night to valet my rental car with no other option for parking, and still seeing locals on the streets.

Why does no one see anything wrong with this???

Regressive taxation is stupid.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO EXPLODE PLEASE STAND BACK THIS IS THE SPLASH ZONE

Another day of trying to figure out how to get @xychelsea.tv to notice me 🤔💖

UNIONS
SOLIDARITY
CUTE PURSES AND NAILS

It’s got like salt/abrasive things in it that make it really clean the piece, especially if you’re using flower in it. I used to use salt and 90% isopropyl alcohol till I found this product.

I want to tell the chef to wedge salad this dick in between them cheeks and learn how to cut some damn lettuce

I’m going to release gov secrets

Fr have you tried Randy’s Black Label? Cause that’s my current fave 🤔