[Looking at all the world leaders] where do we keep finding those people???

INVENTOR OF THE WHEEL: hey give it back jesus

I need to make a dinner that would make the evening end in a threesome, any suggestions? So far my ideas are:
- wine
...

That's soooo phisticated

I went to the furniture store and asked for 1 night stand but the clerk looked at me funny. What can I do? I don't have the space for 2 of them

Some of you need a good spanking. The others I don't really like that much

If you're wondering about my dance skills, you could say that I have 2 right feet. Sorry for over sharing

It's this life that should change not you

Maybe it wasn't suicide. Maybe he was trying to literally catch the train

A kind reminder that you can't fight the moonlight

In the AI era, I'm switching my job description from "engineer" to "Code Jockey" or CJ for sure

#LaraconEU

This morning in Laracon EU is mostly about how being miserable is actually good for you because then the "factory" makes more money for your overlords. They even used the word "factory".

#LaraconEU

Support small businesses only. No more money for these fucks whose companies our money built

It has come to my attention that my loud coworker is days away from having a nuclear weapon

Laracon Amsterdam 2026 is awesome. I'm there in person. If you're attending, come say hi. I look a lot like a bowl of petunias

Full moon tonight so I call up all my friends, ask them to hang out and take notes who says no. 13 times of that and I will know for sure who of them is a werewolf

I basically use mobile phones like landlines and only make calls when I'm sitting comfortably at home

Love the flamingo, though!

The reason grandpa's wear clothes "that way" is because it's comfortable ok?! At 40-something, I know that now

People do what you pay them to do.
You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products.
You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well.
You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth.
And so forth.
Be aware of what you pay people to do

Probably bricked by now

Journal entry #54

Today I put thyme in the pepper grinder but it just got stuck in it... I failed again in creating a thyme machine

Observing the so-called „Peace Talks“ in Geneva, Trump works for Putin - how can the American voters accept this?

Do you think you have enough to last you a lifetime? Like a shelf life?

Don't call them "elite". Never call them "elite". They are the "exploiter class" and the worst of humanity

Terrible feeling. Hope it doesn't last long

That's pretty much the standard way

First time I heard about someone asking for someone else's hand, I thought it was a very posh way of suggesting a handjob

If only a rich person can become a president or even a politician in your country, you're not in a democracy

Maybe the reason democrats are silent is because they, too are rich and getting a share of that sweet sweet Trump tax cuts for their own pockets