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Cover artwork for Riot Orgy ‘Squelch’ ep

IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY

riotorgy.bandcamp.com/album/squelch

Believe in yourself, the bones were inside you the whole time etc

RIP Neil Sedaka. You would have loved Riot Orgy.

Weird, this still hasn’t shown up in my Apple podcasts feed. I assumed there was no episode this week

Don’t play games with my heart

This place is gonna get robbed like Mt Gox

But I am Danny Bonaduce

Wait, was Mr Chef rawdogging Cortana the whole time via his suit’s built in penjis jorker?

No, they should invent more hairs that turn grey but only around my temples

Hey, those cows are all guilty of capital offenses and have been sentenced justly

They want everything to grow perpetually so they can point at a graph and show how AI is increasing user engagement. Remember how they goosed the numbers to get everyone to pivot to video? It’s like that.

I once watched my father whip out an antique Ruger 22 Mk I and start blasting at a stellar sea lion that was about 50 yards away and fucking with our longline gear. We were standing in a moving boat, I don’t think he expected to hit anything but it probably felt great.

Ask Clinton how well that worked. Had delegates not pre-pledged their votes for Clinton in states where Sanders carried the primaries, Sanders would have won the nomination handily. He nearly won without their support regardless and had to be beaten into submission by the DNC, who lost in the end.

Let me tell you about a thing called ratfucking an election

Let me tell you about a thing called Superdelegates and documented internal sabotage from the DNC

Habeas Corpus

She Who Thirsts YouTube video by RIOT ORGY - Topic

They aren’t joking.

It even goes in many* directions

*straight lines

Phone screen showing KJB playing at this exact moment

This was a total coincidence

He rapes a lesbian because she doesn’t want to fuck him in this one

“Have you heard of the Kill James Bond podcast?”

Best we can do is a tunnel that loads one car pod from made by Tesla every 90 seconds and shoots them down a tube that also has pedestrian crosswalks

This is the normal way that normal people eat these

I would just simply not ride the chair up the mountain

Dudes rock

My grandpa had the same MacArthur reaction when I mentioned him as a 10 year old. He fought in the Pacific.

He survived ricketts only to succumb to drinking milk that sat in an open air bucket for two days

I mean, it would have gone to hell but MacArthur would have botched it like he did everything else he touched

We can’t even have three probes in the ass because of woke

well, we almost cured cancer