Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
10.03.2026 21:30
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick
What if it turns out evil terrorists are plotting a hockey-themed attack, as depicted in the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Sudden Death AND the Michael Scott movie Threat Level: Midnight, and Kash Patel is on a secret FBI mission to crack the case.
I bet you’ll feel real dumb about your little posts
Yes we absolutely can
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — we regret to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil is mentioned 35 times in the Epstein Files, including in the flight logs
replace rfk jr with this guy
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
Obama watching bin Laden raid
Watching the Netflix fireplace to try to see exactly when it loops
My sixth sense is always knowing someone doesn't want to be in an exit only lane before they do
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
This made me cry at my desk
can bad prose be sexually transmitted
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
I’ve thought about this scene ever day since it aired
Hoping the AI bubble collapses soon so we can get a bunch of new Spirit Halloweens in these data centers
He also plays a newscaster in Scandal so now there’s some Shondaverse added to the multiverse theory
book cover photograph of Dan Pelzer in front of the Columbus Metropolitan Library, "What Dan Read 1962-2025"
Dan Pelzer's handwritten book list, first page: 1962
Final page of Dan Pelzer's book list from 2025. Photo of Dan (man in glasses, polo shirt, and holding a bottle of "Danhattan"
“Nobody loved the library more than Dan.”
A meticulous list kept by Dan Pelzer from 1962-2025, cataloging all the books he borrowed and read from the Columbus Metropolitan Library, shared by his daughter.
I could not could not love this more.
Dan's book list (all 109 pages) at what-dan-read.com
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
therapist: pick your battles
me: okay gettysburg
Things are bleak so here's a nice story. One time I had to stay overnight for work in Kelowna. The hotel guy said, "It's probably going to freeze tonight. Do you want me to wake you to pick the ice wine grapes?" I thought he was stoned but said, "Of course" very seriously.
So at about 1am I get
me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
Cat: nice of you to become a pillow for me. Be a real shame if I suddenly weighed as much as an adult lion.
giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable
me: that won't be necessary
the inventor of kitchen drawers and the inventor of ladles must have really fucken hated each other