Canal Cryptid

I could use a sale. Would anybody want to help us out and buy Mabel from my Big Cartel shop?

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Just snapped it up 💜

A6: Hiiii! Sorry, life got in my way!

But my short story collection with 15 tales of queer life, disability, romance, power, defiance, and resilience is FREE on Smashwords until Mar 7 for Read an Ebook Week!

www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #WeeknightWriters

Me watching Richard III: How on earth does anyone support this nasty, off-putting, mean-spirited asshole? How does he have any political power at all?

Me looking outside: All right, but nonetheless

Escape Pod 1035: We Who Live in the Heart (Part 1 of 3) Ricci slipped in and out of consciousness as we carried her to the anterior sinus and strapped her into her hammock. Her eyelids drooped but she kept forcing them wide. After we finished tucking her…

Hail and well met, sapient observers! Today we bring you the first of a three-part story: "We Who Live in the Heart" by @kellyrobson.com. Check it out, and await the next two parts with deep anticipation!

And we definitely need to meet up one day.
I know I'm an ancient hag, but give me a joint and a shot of rum and I'm still a good giggle 😉

Oh lord, is that all?
Do you know the feeds to follow to find others, or is that by choice?
I know some of the other boaties on here are, well, to put it politely, problematic.

Always appreciate your selfies, you're a beautiful lass.
And your posts are chef's kiss no notes needed 💜

wolverines are just muscle mommy murder badgers.

most continents have some variety of badgers iirc 🤔

The copy of @tkingfisher.com's Digger Unearthed that I have on watch on eBay (because the only stores stocking it in the UK want MORE THAN £200 😱), it just got reduced, with 3 days on the offer, by $10 and...
I still don't get paid for 2 weeks!
🤬

Don't get me wrong, I fully support sex workers, I was a professional dominatrix in my youth.
But an account will make no friends, and piss a lot of us off, by not labelling content and targeting those of us who include info in our bios that flags us as unsuitable to approach.

Oh when humans do it's called "fashion" and "clothing" and "they're just cows" but when a caterpillar does it it's "murder" and "dismembered body parts"
👀🙄

Please help, please repost, please visit my shop, or donate if you can.

ko-fi.com/day10machine...

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

UKA to women:
“You’d better cough up £185 if you want to compete.”

UKA to men:
“Don’t worry, lads. You’re all good.”

I think I need this 🦑

The Amelia Project The Amelia Project is an audio drama podcast by Imploding Fictions.

@theameliaproject.bsky.social
ameliapodcast.com

Oh, Oz-9!
@oz9podcast.bsky.social
oz-9.com

What sort of thing are you looking for?
Horror/sci-fi/comedy/romance/other?

BREAKING: The Met police have raided Westminster Quaker Meeting House.

AGAIN.

Once again the basis of the raid is conspiracy to protest.

It's a violation of freedom of expression & association rights. Not to mention freedom of religion for the Quakers too.

Timeline cleanse 🐶🥹

The emergence of Hattie the Indefatigable:

There are many ways to show someone you care.
Be there for them.
Craft matching swords and imbue them with old magic.
Adventure through the wildlands together, searching for mossy forgotten tombs of the forest gods and the dark secrets hidden within.

if your book of gender swapped fairytales can't even call a boy beautiful, it's a weak book.

"Handsome and the Beast"? fuck you.

WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?

From scientific american: A tiny white downy baby bird in a blue "purse" being weighed. The text underneath reads: The biggest berry bloom in New Zealand's forests in decades has set of a mating frenzy among the ciritcally endangered Kakapo, the world's heaviest parrot.

THIS IS HOW THEY WEIGH KAKAPO CHICKS!

📷 Lydia Uddstrom/New Zealand Department of Conservation

#USA

An old fashioned sailing ship sails on an ocean made of trans flag waves

This Saturday! The TRANS NERD MEET UP is back. 12:30 until whenever at Zeitgeist in SF — anyone who is not cis and likes to geek out about ANYTHING is welcome. We don't gatekeep! Yes you are trans enough and nerdy enough. <3