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Speaking as a Leeds supporter... oh, yes it can.

06.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all really do. Good luck!

06.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish...

I don't know. I wish we could heal each other.

06.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hells yeah! Pleasantries, accomplished!

06.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

06.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5464 ๐Ÿ” 318 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 289 ๐Ÿ“Œ 95

Wow. Seriously.... wow.

06.03.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I rarely think of myself as a thirst trap, but I'm trying to be more social and pleasant, so I shall obey the rules.

06.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want Spurs to get relegated.

I want bankruptcy. I want to do a Pompey. I want the Lewis family to lose a billion pounds.

05.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Franz Ferdinand was actually important even before the assassination.

So... Alan Dershowitz.

06.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ESPN announcers are shocked and appalled that a call did not go the Penguins' way.

06.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one knows what goaltender interference is, but it sure looks like Letang pushes the Sabres player into the goalie.

06.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, Malkin should be suspended for a few games for that stick swing.

06.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have Mal in the Book role of creepy old guy with a mysterious backstory.

Or just leave it alone. And don't hire Joss Whedon.

05.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was 20 years ago, y'all. Let it go.

05.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beaver, Utah

05.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And where?

05.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is shocking that women have not figured out a way to replace us yet.

But its coming.

05.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

05.03.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2167 ๐Ÿ” 432 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75 ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

It's a logical move, but it doesn't make it hurt any less. Sports are a cruel business sometimes.

Love ya, Nic. Go kick ass in Vegas.

05.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other than that, its awesome.

/touches earpiece

Oh. It's also routinely wrong and has driven kids to suicide. Other than THAT, totally great.

05.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what the years of rebuilding and prospect hoarding are for. So when you get to the deadline in the year where you're on the edge of the playoffs and your good players are like 24 and on team friendly contracts, you can trade for the players who make you competitive. That was the point bro.

05.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, I love @criterionchannl.bsky.social The VHS Forever collection is too enticing, I can't settle in for the Romanian New Wave.

05.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

52 PICK UP is a depraved and mean-spirited movie which made me wanna take a shower afterwards to wash away the sleaze.

They don't make 'em like this anymore, and the world is poorer for it. Well-made trash is a true art.

05.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't have to love all of these movies, but you do have to understand that a studio that makes Sinners and One Battle and Mickey 17 and Wuthering Heights and The Bride and Weapons grasps its responsibility to filmmaking and its own history and tradition in a way that David Ellison does not.

04.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1135 ๐Ÿ” 153 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

04.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2490 ๐Ÿ” 873 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

One was a salesman, the other was a drunk. Both were dead before I was born.

05.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me your budget, and I'll tell you your values.

-- Joe Biden

05.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no notes.

05.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the Caps sucking wind and increasingly unlikely to make the playoffs, I am swinging my support to the Sabres.

05.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I dread the hot take industry invading our little corner of the sports world.

04.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0