Sarah York

The famously patient American electorate lmao

Cowherd’s show would be so much more bearable if his cohost wasn’t a sweaty gambling addict who does not actually *watch* the sport they talk about the most

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

A nap in this bad boy while the Jets are losing 12-3 to the Steelers in the third quarter would fix me

Today is my 40th birthday. I think this is the year I finally buy a gigantic, hideous recliner.

won’t be voting for anyone without a concrete plan for court reform in the first 6 months

“Balkanized” is such a fucking tell. Nobody talks like this offline, man.

This is exactly what lawmakers need to do in front of cameras, press down and keep asking them to explain this shit and watch the life drain from their eyes as they realize in real time that real life isn’t the comments under an Elon Musk Twitter post

Lmao what is “white food”

Dozens of Diet Coke rings permanently seared into his 20 thousand dollar nightstand, he’s operating on a level most of us can only dream of

Unlocking new levels of Divorced that, until now, have never been conceived by man. A true innovator.

You don’t have to regurgitate his ketamine-fueled ramblings as actual news

They’re walking all over you, man. Wake up.

You know he’s panicking when he reaches for the old hits (Obama’s middle name)

Mack Hollins sitting in silence on the flight home wearing that Hannibal Lecter costume

Good GOD man

Every commercial is AI or ChatGPT, we are in hell

i think of this every time i see Brady onscreen

He thinks this is a TPUSA rally lol

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

MAGA chuds picking fights with the active shooter drill generation pans out as predicted

CATHERINE O’HARA?!?!?

Nothing less than “abolish ICE” will be tolerated by voters, myself included. Meet this moment or resign, your continued weakness is actively hurting people.

This is the only way to deal with loser ass scolds like this. She rocks.

Looks like shit

Ilhands Omar

The caption states it’s manufactured, the video is essentially saying “we know the storm is a government op, but not for this specific reason”

Not a single redeeming person in the whole lot, humiliating

At a certain point our fanbase needs to come to terms with the fact that our QB and his entire family are goofy MAGA chuds

Brittany Mahomes is reposting conspiracy theories about the catastrophic snowstorm being “manufactured”, most cooked WAG in pro sports I’m afraid