Jedi Puddin (Rebel Spy/Sarlacc Farmer)

Good morning, backyard! A blue heron chills at the ponds edge looking for a snack.

The backyard was looking pastoral AF this morning with a big 'ol blue heron.

A neon green plastic collander holds chijimisai that is starting to bolt. It sits on a wooden cutting board with three packs of dried peas on the granite ledge behind it.

The garden is transitioning to spring mode and my chijimisai is starting to bolt. Gotta eat it up.

Little Jerry, NO!

I like big bottoms.

Lol

I keep the one in front on top until all the middle bread is gone and it's just butt to butt. And then there's a butt reunion that is celebrated with a sandwich, often a tuna melt cause it's curvy. The bread, not the tuna. Tuna cuppage.

Go to Shang's Artisan Noodle! Wear good shoes! That's a doozy of a con. My people are there, too!

JUST IN: A federal judge has barred Gov DeSantis from designating CAIR as a terrorist organization and punish those who associate with the group.

“Once again, Florida chooses political posturing over the First Amendment,” Judge Walker writes.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Beorn the orange boi sees Ziggy's butt from the sesame oil box.

Beorn turns around in the box and does airplane ears.

This may be the oldest ‘butthole’ imprint on Earth Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal vent—the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay egg—which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal vent—the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay egg—which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

NOPE.

Don't plant it at night when the moon is full. Won't make that mistake again.

My messy but delicious attempt at dosa with potatoes and onions and Chicken 65 on a white dinner plate. Topped with fresh cilantro.

I have obviously not mastered the dosa but I did make my own gunpowder and the Rava Masala Dosa and Chicken 65 dosa was YUM. #cooking

The sound the giant gong makes in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when it is being struck with machine gun bullets in the opening scene is just a mighty fine sound.

Cubed potatoes and sliced white onion simmer in a large sauce pan with a jalapeno halved lengthwise, bay leaves, mustard seeds, tumeric, coriander, Kashmir chili and cumin.

Making potatoes and onions for Rava Masala Dosa. I love cooking. Food is so beautiful to me. Smells effing good. Black mustard seeds are tasty.

I always loved that they weaved that in... and the snakes.

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Thank you! xox

I was eating chickpea salad when I read this and was like, "Yeah, who cares?!" and now I'm getting the tortilla chips to use as scoops. Good looking out.

I feel like that number is low.

See you there!

A white plate holds Chicken 65, pullao, fried whole jalapenos and chana salad.

Chicken 65. Not a great pic but it was delicious.

Like fricking exercise and washing the dishes, it is unfortunately true that I write best in the early morning.

But oh, am I kicking out the jams today!

I've sewn all the story gaps together except one, and that is clearly mapped. Once I tie that together, it's a downhill jog to monster time!

I made my own gunpowder tonight. Also fermenting dosa batter.

Trying to finish this yokai story but I am all tuckered out tonight. To bed, to bed, to bed...

Get some rest, nerds.

A pan full of shakshuka topped with feta and cilantro

My first shakshuka.

Side view of a white coffee mug holding milky black tea. Tea stains have made a small smiley face on the side of the mug.

My tea is my buddy.

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

I feel that, leaf buddy. I would grow you a big ass winter squash that keeps for 700 years.

A screenshot of a mobile Google search results page in dark mode for the query "Kansas trans". Under the heading "News about Kansas," there is a list of four news articles: ​An article from the Kansas City Star, published 13 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday". The thumbnail shows a sample Kansas driver's license. ​An article from The Independent, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas sends letters to trans drivers demanding the immediate surrender of their licenses over birthright law". The thumbnail shows small pride flags on desks inside a legislative chamber. ​An article from The Topeka Capital-Journal, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people". The thumbnail features a close-up of colorful pride flag stickers. ​An article from Erin In The Morning, published 16 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses". The thumbnail is a nighttime photo of a state capitol building illuminated in pink and red lights.

A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas.

This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.

This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.

Is he a Time Lord, because I have always suspected...